Shaq Kalaka

Say BOOM! and then read my name out loud. No legal advice here, just vibes. Opinions my own, not that of my employer.

[Shaq Kalaka @PrivacyAttorney]

There’s too many goshdang multiverses and metaverses now. Back in my day, we just had one universe that everyone talked about. And frankly, we didn’t even know anything about it

[Django Gold @django]

I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

But he’ll try.

The fascist playbook is that when *you* cause pain to poor/working-class whites and the middle class, you first blame foreigners.

Then racial and ethnic minorities. And Jews. Then dissidents. Then women.

MAGA will run through *all* of us before it gets to *him*.

[Shaq Kalaka @PrivacyAttorney]

@micshasan I close my eyes and hope for the best

[Shaq Kalaka @PrivacyAttorney]

I've seen enough.

[Shaq Kalaka @PrivacyAttorney]

@LASHYBILLS Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fuck over Florida specifically twice a year

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[david @davidefinitely]

the swifties wasted no time

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Reminder that according to the new SCOTUS ruling, as long as it’s an official act this is 100% legal.

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Why does Trump have microbangs

[David Hering @hering_david]

If only there was a way to learn a restaurant’s opening hours and menu when standing outside it

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Kamala addresses the fact that some people don’t like her laugh. The message is quite beautiful.

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

Kamala Harris could end up certifying her own election

[Old Billy PhD (Player Hater Degree) @realOldBilly]

@PeterTwinklage Biden will be her VP?

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.

[manny @mannyfidel]

omg the trump assassination suspect only chose trump over biden because trump was closer. this mf would have shot grimace if he had an event nearby

[Shaq Kalaka @PrivacyAttorney]

Nothing in the rulebook says my dog can't run for president

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

Zelensky must hate this stupid country so bad. He’s been at the center of eight of the 10 stupidest things to happen here over the last decade and a blown election here might mean the end of his nation

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

The Democratic Party is ACTUALLY GRAPPLING with the question of whether it possible to exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you AND simultaneously be unburdened by what has been. Like... how did she know?????