Maine Problems

Fake Farmers & Old Ladies

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As dedication to the snow.. I'm announcing the return of Maine problems #TisTheSeasonToWoodstove

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Peyton Manning bout to choke on 15,000 snowflakes #FairWeatherQB

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Time to bust out the fahkin blowah

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If you don't know how to ice skate you don't live in Maine

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Everyone knows each other

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You're a badass if you can eat lobster without the crackah

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Mosquitos from Maine are like birds

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Flannels all day everyday

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Tweet suggestions to @22jmatthews

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#MaineBeauty

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Funtown is probably the worst amusement park on the planet but it's the best we can do.

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Maine may be cold, Maine may have LOADS of issues and plenty of fake farmers, but let's be honest: deep down we all love Maine.

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Every town in Maine has that one kid who wears camo and goes out hunting after school

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This is Maine, everyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much.

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I hear they're opening a new zoo in Saco?

Yeah they're putting a fence around Biddeford. #filthyanimals

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Maybe the Marshwood boys should be more concerned with the sports they play, and not the shoes they wear when they play the sport.

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You may be from Wells if your home has more miles on it than your car. #TrailerParkBoys

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You may be from Aroostook if you ever cut your grass and found your car.

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Halloween in Maine is very difficult, costumes have to be designed to fit over snowsuits. #maineproblems

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You know summer is coming when Dairy Queen reopens