ProfessorMcCoige

Catholic philosopher

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@NativeDoge @CrusaderTraya @JadeAtrophis

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@FibreTigre @catholiccom Then it's our job to tell them!

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@davidpwilton @catholiccom Plenty of humans on Earth make those claims. I believe in them (and pray for their salvation). Same approach to hypothetical fallen aliens.

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@BreeSolstad The impossibility of intelligent aliens was condemned in the 13th century. That can hardly be accused of "modernism".

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@kenzietuff Literally and/or metaphorically.

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@kenzietuff Find yourself in your spouse.

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@CrusaderTraya @ruallsion Because she was a good friend...

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@RogueCenturion This is at least part of a good solution. Fishback is talking about charging them as adults and fining the parents if they're minors, which is another good step.

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@MrsCathComedy Our parish is beautiful, the ocean is a reasonable drive away, the gators are friendly, and it's humid! Let me know if you're looking on the west coast north of Tampa, I know some realtors and houses for sale.

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@melancoptimist Why the hard line, if you don't mind my asking?

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@lemonade22qpk Unfortunately doesn't look like it.

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Oh COME ON!

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

Just when you thought Netflix couldn't sink any lower:

They've announced RACE-AND-GENDER-SWAPPED "Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew," as their first wide 45-day theatrical release.

And instead of doing it the RIGHT way, they've hired radical feminist Greta Gerwig (Barbie, Little Women, Lady Bird) to REIMIAGINE it.

To that end:

Mighty warrior lion King Aslan (the figure in C.S. Lewis's Christian allegory) is FEMALE and being voiced by Meryl Streep.

King Frank, the first king of Narnia and his wife Helen have been race-swapped to BLACK.

They've moved it to the 1950s to make racial diversity in London feel more "natural" or easier to justify without it feeling forced for the time period.

It was supposed to be a Netflix Christmas gift releasing on Dec 25, but has been pushed into 2027.

Netflix Film chairman Dan Lin calls the project “bold, ambitious filmmaking."

I call it MORE WOKE SLOP.

Make no mistake friends.

Western culture is under attack — one literary property at a time.

The only good part: WE GET TO LAUGH AS EACH ONE FAILS MISERABLY.

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I really oughta start doing this. Gotta have hobbies.

[Subtle Insanity @OrcpilledGnomer]

Running as fast as I can through my neighborhood with a sharp hook at night.

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@loak_akgae Emperor Soyjak

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Emperor Soyjak

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@WigglyCath Some of it is, by accident at least. https://t.co/Ff3Rh4mkt3

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Join me at 9pm EST for more Fable III, and chat about Magnifica Humanitas and my latest Stupid Little Podcast! Link in the replies.