Professa Needamayer

Lyrical practitioner, #HipHop recording artist, sarcastic fire spitter... Don’t take things too serious, including this.

[Professa Needamayer @ProfNeedamayer]

Give ya ear holes a treat - "Hit$ 'n' Mi$$e$" is live and available on all respectable streaming services.

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Things be poppin'
#hiphop #hiphopmusic #pneeda #GalaxyS24 #PakistanCricket

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@DanhausenAD @WWE This is amazing!

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@BRONSONISHERE This life of stealing and being a thief has brought you nothing but pain and sadness. Haven’t you learned anything after trying to steal the Christmas Star from Kurt Russell?

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#RealTalk Don’t ever trust a #fart

#LoveYourW #hiphop #hashtag

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You ever get so high… err, I mean, “elevated consciously” 🥬🥦
That you randomly start walking through your crib, singing (loudly)-
“I Don’t Want to Wait” by Paula Cole?

…just me?! Ok.
#paulacole #highasakite #marijuanathoughts #humor #pneeda #hiphop

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To the lady behind me in the checkout line at @marshalls - I didn’t mean to crop dust you, my bad!

I just finished up 8 laps on the exercise bike at @PlanetFitness followed by like 5 sets of ab crunches. Things were set in motion long before you arrived 🤷‍♂️
#judgementfreezone

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@RonKillings The show is always better with R-Truth!
If you ever feel like making some indie appearances, Louisiana Wrestling Alliance would gladly welcome you. They got a hungry roster & always appreciate working/learning from veterans.
[email protected]

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#childhoodnostalgiaunlocked

[GeniusPothead 💹🧲 @GeniusPothead]

My favorite children’s book

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It’s that time of year (now available on music streaming platforms)

#hiphop #Halloween #horror #music #pneeda #ProfessaNeedamayer

Professa Needamayer - Halloween Song
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We all know @kendricklamar is gonna bring a 🔥performance in #NewOrleans for #SuperbowlLIX - everyone calling for @LilTunechi and @BIRDMAN5STAR - I get that, but y’all get @MasterPMiller out of retirement for a special guest performance! #LilWayne #Birdman #MasterP #KendrickLamar

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After a trip to @Target this afternoon, I’m wondering when I’ll be getting my own #super7 #reactionfigure to hang up in the crib, next to this #slickrick figure that I just picked up. #hiphop #professaneedamayer

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Randomly started singing a duet of “Hollaback Girl” with a #Walmart employee while in the self-checkout line.
She didn’t realize she was singing with a #livinglegend but check another item off the list of #careergoals - @gwenstefani hit me up for that collab

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It’s Sunday, the day of rest… but how can I relax and drop a deuce when there’s a kamikaze fly that won’t stop buzzing around and dive bombing me?!
#toiletthoughts #buzzoff #sundayvibes
🪰💩

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It’s Father’s Day weekend… who else is doin’ like Nick Cannon and hosting a Meet n’ Greet so ya kids can bring you gifts and get to know each other?
Hashtag- “wild but not pulling out”
Am I right, playas?! 😎 #seewhatididthere

#Fathersday2024 #nickcannon #fatheroftheyear

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#itbelikethatsometimes #humor #scoobydoo #shaggy #earthquake #NATO #thursdayvibes #RandomThoughts

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Happy #StPaddysDay - I’m celebrating by watching #leprechaun5 like our ancestors intended.
#LeprechaunMarathon #sundayvibes

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It’s time for that #sundaybrunch so get things poppin’ just right, ya heard?! #caprisun #oldeenglish #hiphop #pneeda

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Anyone else get a case of “a.b.s.” while at the gym?
This Absurd Bowel Shit is ridiculous!
4 reps, bubble guts, 2 reps, ghost fart, 2 more reps… aww, wait a minute 👀

#LeapDay #gymselfie #whatwasthat #hiphop #whyamipostingthis

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When Snoop Dogg paid a visit to Scotland and they gave him a traditional welcome

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It’s #MardiGras season out here in da boot, time to blast some #PNeeda and shake ya caboose, ya heard?!
#hiphop #fun #Louisiana - Streaming now on all reputable platforms.

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People ask me all the time-
“hey Professa, what’s your favorite kinda cheese?”
And I tell ‘em… “it’s cheddar!” 💵

#hiphop
#makethatmoney #cheddar Still being ignored by the #GRAMMYs