Alex

champagne taste on a beer budget

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

Sorry not sorry 😗

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @peanutburnt]

“AT&T Took down our logo already gentleman”

The burnt peanut talks about AT&T taking down the profile photo with peanut in it , thanks to all those yacht owners 🤣

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

I cannot believe this 😂😂😂😂

[AT&T @ATT]

Bungulators,

I have claimed AT&T and it is ours now.

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @peanutburnt]

Gingy - “Peanut if you have no arms and legs how do you swim?”

Peanut - “I use my cock as a propeller similar to the back of a submarine”

The burnt peanut always has a comeback for Gingy 🤣

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Man, remember to make memories with your dang ol’ friends, I tell ya what

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

@CBB_RunThePoint @SFASU @clint_dempsey Send this to Alan at Jackbackers!!!!!

[Robin S @Robobs84]

One day the Stros will win again and we will laugh and laugh and laugh

[Sam Federman @Sam_Federman]

NEWS: La Salle transfer Edwin Daniel has committed to Stephen F. Austin, per his IG

6-foot-9 forward from Washington Heights and OSL headed to Texas to play for Matt Braeuer. Averaged 3.9 points and 3.5 rebounds in 31 games this year. 10.6% Block Rate

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i am being tortured by the entity known as houston astros baseball

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

If anyone sees Judas today please tell him to call me ASAP

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

@TooTallYates Just say it....Good Friday! Fucking schmucks

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

Yordan Alvarez has the highest OPS against the Red Sox all-time! Incredible! #Astros

[A. Astros Fan @Dierker4HOF]

LANCE SEVEN STRONG SEVEN LONG LETS FUCCIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

That smirk.... The league is in trouble yet again! 😝🤘🏻

[Houston Astros @astros]

What more could you ask for?

#theNextFrontier

[🍺& ⚾️ 🅿️ @Talismantradr]

Tilman Fertitta walking into Lakewood Church to kick out Joel Osteen and reopen The Compaq Center

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

Who. Is. Yor. Daddddy????!!!

[Houston Astros @astros]

Yordan. Alvarez.

#TheNextFrontier

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

RUN IT BACK!

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Carlos Correa making tremendous plays at SS behind Lance McCullers Jr. like it's 2017

[Houston Astros @astros]

Lance McCullers Jr.

That's it. That's the tweet.

[Alex @ProfRanc89]

He's backkkkkkkkk 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

What a damn start by LMJ.

7 IP
4 H
1 ER
1 BB
9 PUNCHIES