Philip Schatz

professor, researcher, stats-guy... a neuropsychologist and a gentleman... he|his, ally to all

[Philip Schatz @Prof_Schatz]

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[Gregory R. Hancock @GregoryRHancock]

Statistics instructors: “Statistics comes in handy in everyday life.”

Statistics students in everyday life:

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@justinsegal11 maturing is pairing chocolate with red wine...

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@TodKlinger as someone with no middle name, I have thought of having a first initial,,, preferably a verb (B, C), or a question (Y) or exclamation (F, G)

[Philip Schatz @Prof_Schatz]

@TodKlinger You should’ve called out “Hey, Alexa”…

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@_el_pelirrojo don't ask me how I know, but this also applies to hip replacements and walkers

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For those unfamiliar with Wawa, this remarkable feat is akin to attempting to time your visits to collect every number at every one of your chosen store’s deli counter, but it would be packed morning, noon and night

[Tyler @Tylergyu]

I have finally collected every single @Wawa order slip number. 0-999. This took YEARS

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@ajzynda @NATAFoundation @dr_kontos @UPMC_Concussion @pitt_concussion You’re (still) doing a great job!

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It was an honor to serve @SportsNeuroSoc as #SNS2024 Program Chair, in my hometown of #Philly. Happy to pass the baton to @BenjaminBrett1 and look forward to next year in Milwaukee! Thanks to ALL the speakers and volunteers!

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@Jeff_Browndyke @BarisaMark Give the guy a break, his frontal lobes are compromised!

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@SportsNeuroSoc @DrEPieroth This talked even earned the approval of “Evil Dr. Phil”!

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@BarisaMark There was a successful history of anti-aparthied protests in the 1980's, leading to companies and universities divesting from entities that supported the South African government and economy

[Philip Schatz @Prof_Schatz]

@BarisaMark very complicated issues in play, as "divesting" from select companies requires detailed review of portfolios, "grouped" (e.g., "mutual") funds, and there is a lot of subjectivity in the review process.

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@psychTJH just messing.... it's a self-taught program, regardless of how it is introduced... the more you use R, the better you get with it, but I view SPSS syntax as the "gateway code"

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@psychTJH @OlinoTom (clears throat)

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@weisman_ethan Gotta go with any 3 in the “top-tier” $3 group…

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@bradluttrell you just try to ignore the irony, somehow…

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@OttSummer @SportsNeuroSoc @ortho_ut @UTPhysicians including the extraordinary and invaluable Dr. Becker on the posting of this wonderful collaborative work @LUBeckerLab

[Philip Schatz @Prof_Schatz]

nothing more romantic than cuddling in the Longitudinal Fissure...

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

“Babe, have you seen the remote?

<deep sigh> “have you checked the post-central gyrus? That’s where you lost it last time”

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@HeadStrongDiag Kudos Mark!