Defying gravity🎈

Nutritionist| Food Microbiologist| Writer| Chef| Friend. A person of truth and fun, intrigued by knowledge and God.

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[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

"No man is an island" doesn't mean you should become a parasite.

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

The weight of falsehood is more than the scar of truth.

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@talk2veee The smallest size of a product is usually the most expensive. The bigger it is, the cheaper.

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

This is what you found tribute worthy? I wonder how much worse true reality was for your mom.

[Lanre Adeola @Lanredeola]

Growing up, we just knew dad was a Muslim and mum a Christian. Sometimes, they would argue about it, but we really didn't know if they were quarreling or just dissing each other while throwing subtle jabs. Dad later went Mecca and became an Alhaji while mummy grew stronger in Christianity to become a church minister.
There was one evening mummy went to Pastor Obadare's crusade and came back very late.
Dad had already arrived and was served his food by my older cousin, who lived with us.
He went outside to lock the gate despite we telling him mummy was yet to come back from church. He didn't say anything but locked the gate and kept the key.
When mummy got back, we went to tell him, but he didn't bulge. He kept the key with him.
We all went outside to tell mummy that daddy refused to give us the key.
Next thing, mummy climbed the fence and jumped into the compound. She went through the backyard and entered the house, going straight to her room (they had separate rooms). We all disappeared into our rooms.
Daddy later went outside and didn't find anyone. He went to open her door and found her inside the room. Then we all heard him exclaim, "Awusubillahi mini shetani rajim! My wife has become a hooligan. You jumped the fence? Is this what they taught you in the church? La illa il allahu."
Then mummy replied, "ka fo fence kii se ese." (Jumping one's fence is not a sin)
We thought they would argue and quarrel, but we just heard the door close and they both started laughing hysterically.
We all woke up next morning, and it was like nothing happened.
Such was my hybrid family.

RIP Alhaji B.N.A. Adeola

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@HenryofCanada Try cellotape or that black electrical tape pending when you get it fixed

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@adanonso_ Boy, do I miss watching the colonies grow, especially the luminescent ones.

[❣︎ @tara0t_]

I enjoyed reading dictionaries as a child

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@chef_amakaa A favorite in Ondo and Ekiti. I also add other green vegetables for more color- ugwu, bitter leaf for more tartness, even atama or editan for their unique flavors too.
We shall love Nigerian foods!

[Baby Mars |framer developer🍂 @tearsandguile]

I built the Nigerian Literature Archive for the books many of us grew up reading and the ones we may have forgotten.

From Ige Adubi to Ralia the Sugar Girl, Eze Goes to School and more, it’s a small way to preserve and rediscover Nigerian literature.

https://t.co/c1PJNqpXeL

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@olumuyiwaayo My undergraduate reseach was expanded and I had no idea. I saw the redefined paper in a random conference I attended, with at least, my name tucked in far back.

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@AdewuyiRoseline I sure shall ☺️. Anyway, in husband selection, it does help filter out possible poor choices. So, win-win.

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@WildChefHuman Actual allergies, yes. Basic preferences, maybe not.

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@WildChefHuman How did you achieve the stew plating?

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Big problem, small solution.

I create custom meal plans to solve exactly this problem, "wetin I go chop."

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[august @noelxvii]

e no get how all this rice and spag wey we dey chop no go affect us for future man

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@Naani____ There's a solution.
I create custom meal plans to solve exactly this problem, "wetin I go chop."

Send a DM for custom plans according to your budget, lifestyle, health needs, etc, or visit https://t.co/YDZI2xKFHd for ready to implement plans.

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@tobi_kenneth We're not. We have a lot of options, but limited info.
I create custom meal plans to solve exactly this problem, "wetin I go chop."

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[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@ThisIsBsong 🤣. Your future awaits you.
I create custom meal plans to solve exactly this problem, "wetin I go chop."

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[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@zigaxios Variety is the spice of life; I've got you.
I create custom meal plans to solve exactly this problem, "wetin I go chop."

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@frI_dG @noelxvii You can enjoy food again.
I create custom meal plans to solve exactly this problem, "wetin I go chop."

Send a DM for custom plans according to your budget, lifestyle, health needs, etc, or visit https://t.co/YDZI2xLdwL for ready to implement plans.

[Defying gravity🎈 @ProfessorNiffy]

@noelxvii I create custom meal plans to solve exactly this problem, "wetin I go chop."

Send a DM for custom plans according to your budget, lifestyle, health needs, etc, or visit https://t.co/YDZI2xKFHd for ready to implement plans.