the bristol pusher

im not ur hun, hun. NO STANDING ON THE UPPER DECK OR STAIRS PLEASE

ancient traditional 👳🏻‍♀️

[sean @digbickbabes]

developed a crush on my hookup bc he put my vape on the charger when i fell asleep

[LPC @landpalestine]

Jewish Comedian amelia dimoldenberg
has joined Free Palestine protest In London

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Well Keir Starmer is selling my medical records to Palantir so arrest him too 🤷🏾‍♂️

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

woman who's husband didn't make her cum before he finished: noooo pleeease babe i've got blue flaps it hurts so bad

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried

[kujostoevsky @goldntimelover]

Everytime i dream of something god doubles it and gives it to dua lipa

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[shami @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

when I left the psych ward and a girl there asked me for my phone number to keep in touch all I could think of was this image

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

They’re actually going to do it. They’re actually gonna invent a new category to segregate off any minority who wins something lol

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

They bleached Cunk

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

when u go to the doctors and they call ur parents “mom” or “dad” it’s like ok so that’s my mom and not yours….

[sabunny @mama_moons]

bush hairs poking out from my undies i feel like a beautiful cactus

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Stand in awe at one of the most impressive feats of British engineering.

[Flerkjerk @jerkflerklmao]

i’ve nutted in parking lots you wouldn’t even park in

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just made a huge breakfast of pancakes, fresh fruit, bacon,& more for my beautiful suburban family ☺️ It would suck if my moody teenage daughter came downstairs, realized she was in a huge rush, & just stuffed an unbuttered piece of toast in her mouth on her way out the door

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I am not an expert of the EDM scene but I feel like it would have killed the vibe a little if instead of showing restraint the DJ straight up started jacking off.

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed