frumpy pigskin

rude man who shushes please call

[Paul Lennon 🌴 @Lenlfc]

No. You’re the one making people unhappy, you insufferable cunt.

[Fear @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you

[uu @um33m3]

i let so much shit slide you’d think i was a laxative

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

[vi @vimentality7]

Don’t even F*CKING joke lad…

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Come on Engerland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[King Ricky @KingRickyKH]

Finally I can use this meme

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

labour saw how unpopular digital id was and rebranded it to a child social media ban lmfao. i hate this god damn party so much!

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[danny @danxcix]

> Give 16 year olds the vote because they are historically Labour supporting
> Absolutely nuke any chances of them ever voting for Labour

Masterful gambit Sir Keir

[Elizabeth Lilburne @besslilburne]

Banning YouTube for teenagers is obviously nuts. Clearly no one is using TikTok for educational purposes but YouTube is for everything! Why the hell would you try to stop 14 year olds accessing guitar tutorials? History documentaries? News clips?

[2.0 @blixberrie]

Starmer: We want to digitally ID everyone who uses social media

Brits: Absolutely Not!

Starmer: OK then, we want to ban under 16s from social media (by digitally ID-ing everyone)

Brits: OMG that’s a great idea. Idk what idiot would be against that 🥴

[Kieran Edmunds 🇬🇧 @ESCKieran03]

I am going to say this bluntly

You are a FAILURE as parents if you can't keep you child off social media yourself

YOU bought them the phone
YOU can confiscate it during homework
YOU are the parent, NOT Keir Starmer

Authoritarian ban for your "convenience" is not the answer

[Dr Glover| SAC: DRGLOVER @Dr_Gl0ver]

At 17 you can

Have consensual sex
Have a kid
Drive a car
Work a job
Vote
Donate blood
Join the army

BUT you CANNOT watch YouTube after your allocated government bedtime lmao

[turbomander @turbomander]

hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?