🇪🇺 simple-scran

~ Kissed by a rose on the grey ~
Warrior / struggling / to remain / consequential (In my Raspberry Heaven〜) :: @curry_club_aux @OpenLabAugsburg

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

ES IST AUS.
ES IST AUS UND VORBEI.
ich klapp hier gleich zusammen
#besterComicAllerZeiten #mussmanwissen

[AC @saveusculture]

My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.

Leave them there until software is good.

[moving partsisan @glosseantics]

i've realized the longevity of six seven is b/c its the opposite of The Game [ie: you 'win' each time you find it in an unexpected place and loudly proclaim it]

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@fromdevoid @kerckhove_ts what part of as-is is not clear to you?

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@meekaale This is Manna https://t.co/8wXVC7GxWy

[名無師@Skeb募集中 @nanasi_RPG]

電子インクすげぇ、薄いし質感も紙と大差ない

[Simon @_smcf]

Claude just disassembled x86 by hand from memory (hex to mnemonics) and obviously I told it to knock that shit off and use a disassembler, which it did, but not before dropping a "just so you know, I did get them all right."

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@kenwheeler Went to the world stage where they had real bands playing 1 hour sets to like 20 people at a time, it was amazing.

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@kenwheeler I was at Sziget (don’t ask) a year or two ago, Skrillex played and I was so fucking disappointed I had to leave after like 3 tracks

[vost @foolibuster]

brave new world

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

[kira. @kirayhf]

swirly glasses girls are now an endangered species and NO ONE is talking about this!

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@exJumon @BecomingCritter type-a-guy who says “foid” unironically

[ueaj @_ueaj]

"Attention is just a special case of <abstract math thing> so we generalized it by <neglecting the other 30 abstractions and conditions required for frontier architecture> and we found it performed <p hacking> compared to <naive baseline>"

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@Superlokkus @markusdd5 @runaway_vol well, it’s so modern that you can’t even book an instance without going through a sales pipeline.

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@RetireIQ @jasonlewris fucking clanker

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@kerckhove_ts To be fair it’s a quite archaic (like 1940s) way of saying “my spouse” lol

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

Toddler has learned that when the doorbell rings we often open the door and say "come in! we were just [whatever we were doing]" but she's very literalminded so she opens the door and says "come in! we were just opening the door."

[🇪🇺 simple-scran @Profpatsch]

@RetireIQ @jasonlewris lol