Jake, From Progressive

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[Jake, From Progressive @ProgressiveJake]

love thy neighbor covet thy paper

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putting a couple of cucumber slices over my eyes before jerking off

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my hungry ass thought one thing was another

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i want to live in the simpsons world

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drinking duff and fucking marge in her yellow pussy, homer sure is living the high life after writing the odyssey

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her pussy asked me to the penis hawkins dance

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jerking off for a spell

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i know my rights copper i never laid a hand on that woman, instead i’ve developed an ingenious looney tunes style contraption with a gloved hand on the end of it with which to beat my girlfriend at random intervals. thus absolving me of all liability

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sucking someone’s penis in a mosh pit

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beating my girlfriend in a mosh pit

[Jake, From Progressive @ProgressiveJake]

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you can kiss 100 foids in bars

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poop was invented in 1985

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2007 is going to be our year

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my wife divorced me because i failed thor’s challenge

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my penis just got out on bail

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when you’re done jacking off but you want to see how the porn finishes