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Looking for a good time? So are we. #thenumber UK Establishment: here to help; here for a good time; &, here for a long time. #smashthefash

[Dominic Sandbrook @dcsandbrook]

Today on @bookclubpodhq we explore a truly great book, PG Wodehouse's THE CODE OF THE WOOSTERS.

Bertie, Jeeves, the sinister Black Shorts and a stolen cow-creamer: is this the funniest book ever written? And what does it tell us about 1930s Britain?

🐄 https://t.co/JlovhwAHph

[Clive Davis @CliveDavisUK]

The march of time.

[ArreO Sambha @NonPlyingChar]

Classic Tony Greig commentary praising the beauty of the women in the crowd.

Tony Greig: Oh boy... and she looked gorgeous.

(A long pause follows as Bill Lawry refuses to take the bait)

Tony Greig: Well, go on then, say something.

(Another pause)

Tony Greig: He won't say anything. It's gotta be a pigeon before he comments.

Bill Lawry: You dig a hole, you fill it up, mate.

(Cameraman cuts a shot of a pigeon sitting on the grandstand roof)

Tony Greig: Oh, isn't that beautiful!

Bill Lawry: That's what's called a mongrel black checker.

[Oswald the ... @ProjektProsper]

Why 9 x 6 sums up our trouble with times tables
What surprise - they can’t add up in Sandwell @SandwellSkidder @DarrylMagher
https://t.co/vR3QU2bNKo

[Josh Gafson @JoshGafson1]

As Black Rod knocked on the door, someone in the Commons shouted 'not now, Andy'

[Oswald the ... @ProjektProsper]

@SKing928 @eldiablo0786 @SandwellSkidder @recusant_raja @fionagoddarduk @EllieAnnRe71927 @RedMajid @elaina29828 Lol

[Oswald the ... @ProjektProsper]

@Gabriel_Pogrund And, if he’s paid more tax than would be due from legally compliant arrangements, he’s a moron not a brilliant businessman showing how it’s done.

[Albatross @albatross_216]

Sometimes, the tiniest act of kindness creates the strongest bond. 💛

[Robert Harris @Robert___Harris]

Imagine Trump’s messages read out by the prosecution at Nuremberg. (“A whole civilisation will die tonight.”) They would have hanged any one of the defendants.

[Oswald the ... @ProjektProsper]

Make the Money - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis https://t.co/DC5sRFxgy1 via @YouTube

[Oswald the ... @ProjektProsper]

@SandwellSkidder Of course they are. The political leadership appoints the ‘civic bit’ executive and contamination spreads.

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

This made me laugh.

[Oswald the ... @ProjektProsper]

@SandwellSkidder @ConservativesWM @flatpack @nationaltrust @Everymancinema @mac_birmingham @TheGreenParty @BhamCityCouncil @ITVCentral A new one so they can not patronise that one as well before not going to whatever pub is their latest virtue signal. Like Sir Humphrey not listening to Radio 3 but making the plebs pay for it for their own good.

[Historic Cricket Pictures @PictureSporting]

There was a certain innocence about advertisements in the 1970s ...

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Might join the bidding for the first Scott Mills 'mental health struggle', interview

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

I'm an engineer, and i still recite to myself 'righty tighty, lefty loosey', and i don’t know any engineer who doesn't 🤣

We just pretend we know 😅

[Sam Raincock @SamRaincock]

£26.5K per year - the same wage as you get working on the checkout for Aldi.

Pay peanuts, get data breaches....

[Samut Prakan Phil 🇬🇧 🇹🇭 @Ajarncom]

There wasn't a sitcom I hated more. It was always the Sunday night before a new week at school ... and you hadn't done your French homework.
50 years later, even the theme tune makes me want to burst into tears.
You could write the scripts. The three old boys find two planks of wood and four old pram wheels behind a hedge. The rest you can guess.
It was utter shite.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

walking away from a toxic workplace feels like relief and grief at the same time. relief because you are finally out. grief because a perfectly good opportunity was quietly destroyed by people who had no business setting the tone for anything.