Bob the Lazy Gasman

Half-reading #FOAMEd whilst cancelling the next case

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Putting the "can" in "cancelled" https://t.co/PgnwNWZIcI

[Fundación Humanizando la Sanidad @FHSanidad]

The temptation of giving up. By @macag16 https://t.co/qeR7Yr1Tgr

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

I hope you tipped her well, old chap.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Request, dear boy.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

@gasmummy @AnaesthesiaABC Bob has been variously described as “unbelievable”, “unique”, “breathtaking” and a “systematic risk to patient outcomes and productivity”.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

My dear chap, they are simply overcompensating for their tiny penii.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Bob calls them “Ophthalmic lists”.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

You may feel absolutely free to call Bob “Sir”.

[Roshana 🦴 @RoshanaMN]

Told hubby story about yesterday

He replied: ‘who’s Mr X?’

Me: ‘consultant’

Him: ‘what century do you guys occupy? What other environment or job do people still call people ‘Mr x/y/z? It’s ridiculous.’

Yup.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

My good lady, ITU sessions never finish early and are never cancelled.

[@NHS @NHS]

If any doctors following are interested in Intensive Care Medicine and like the look of the job (best job going in my opinion!) here’s some recruitment information from @FICMNews

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

My dear chap, this is amateurism. If you wish to delay the case, ask for them to disprove endocarditis.

[Juan Lopez-Mattei, MD @onco_cardiology]

Any acquaintances suffering from tropomania?😂💔💦Urban Dictionary: tropomania https://t.co/Deqfy1Csxs

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Bob will require an olive in his martini, with a twist of oxycodone. He tips his hat to the esteemed colleagues who recognise the reference.

[Esther Waterhouse @BryarsEb]

We don't need to give dying patients permission to drink alcohol. If they want mouth care with whisky before bed, who are we to stop them? If they want a G&T, provide them with a glass & some ice. Keep it simple.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Bob takes his port in his club.

Pubs are for the proletariat.

[Charlotte 🇪🇺 @caej90]

@Propofologiser 😂

Dear Bob, I’m afraid you underestimate our students. That’s what lectures are for. As a bonus point, if you teach us well, you get to spend more time in the pub.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Bob has disappeared into a Wikipedia rabbit hole attempting to discover whether ileism is diagnostic of either narcissistic PD or tedious vulgarity.

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

This is what I do. I also
- refer to myself in the 3rd person to repeat my name and title “Dr. Reid will check in to that.”
- hand out my baseball card with my picture and title on it
- know the patients history and speak seriously and with authority
- perform a physical exam

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Young lady, you should tell them to spend time in the pub. Bob will sign off their attendance if they promise not to speak any more.

[Charlotte 🇪🇺 @caej90]

Anaesthetists&Intensivists: If you could teach Med students anything, what you wished they knew or what would be useful before they started their anaesthetic training/anaesthetic med school placements - what would it be? @iceman_ex @silv24 @stephen_t_webb @PapCriticalCare

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Oh, it’s that dreadful hat man again.

Dear boy, for optimal #patientsafety, you could put your bloody telephone down and look at the patient.

Maybe if we wrote your name on their head you could do that? #narcissism #dontaskforevidence

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

By medical staffing, demanding you still cover a rota gap.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

How terribly Disney. Bob’s leadership is all about responsibility payments and enhancing his pension.

[Doug Conant @DougConant]

The prevailing wisdom of, "it's not personal, it's just business" is false. The best leaders make their work deeply personal.

Why? Because leadership is all about people.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Sir, what did you operate on that gentleman for?

(And why did Bob do enthusiastically volunteer to keep the poor chap still?)

[BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews]

A top surgeon harmed patients for years and the health board did not have the systems in place to pick up on his mistakes, a BBC investigation has found https://t.co/A237N6Mbx5

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

My dear chap, you forgot psychopathy.

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

Oh you darling, superbly-coiffed old thing.

Insight is the first breakthrough, so bless you. Bob hopes with help you overcome this and learn to take the piss out of yourself.

[Partha S Kar 🇮🇳🇬🇧🏏🎥 @parthaskar]

@otorhinosaurus It absolutely has. A cesspool of stupid hashtags and too many peeps taking themselves far too seriously

[Bob the Lazy Gasman @Propofologiser]

My dear chap. Opioid crisis.

Honestly, these tedious colonials are so irretrievably vulgar.