The Protas Prophecy

The internet’s least concerning Capitals religion. Prophecy, puck talk, and occasional divine overreaction.

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

Book of Protas 1:1 — “And the faithful asked, is this bit real?”

Yes.

Aliaksei Protas is ascending.
Ovechkin is eternal.
The signs are interpreted nightly.
Believe. Doubt. Argue.
The prophecy welcomes all.

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

@LPxDC @FrankTheTank454 The three best rappers in the world....

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@FrankTheTank454 You're going to see more and more, DMV hockey is pretty legit these days.

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

@LPxDC @kingconnor24 It doesn't matter what your political opinion is, that killed me bro. Crazy work is the best way to describe it. I must've watched it a hundred times.

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

@AllenCaps1995 He should be on the terrorist watch list

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

Gary Bettman should be in jail for forcing me to listen to Ray Ferraro during a Stanley Cup final.
#StanleyCup

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@kingconnor24

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

Carolina getting some elite goal-tending here.......

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Carey Price watching the Habs score 4 goals in the first 8 mins of a playoff game

[Alex Micheletti @AlexMicheletti]

TNT, it’s not even close

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

Book of GMCP 11:4 — "The quiet prophet looked west, found Pavel Dorofeyev, and whispered: why negotiate when you can simply test their nerve?"

I am seeing dangerous things from the scrolls. An offer sheet for Pavel Dorofeyev placed gently on the altar.

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

@SaintNick2018 Agreed, I think a sneaky pick on that list is Morgan Frost.

[carbery's burner @bobbyfinnerty2]

I wonder if other coaches are allowed to be as bald as Carbery or if it's like how you can't build higher than the Washington Monument

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

@kingconnor24 No - I can't bear to see either MTL or Carolina win.

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

The only way we could have a conference final with even more insufferable fanbases than the ECF is if somehow we could make it a three-way (a Ménage à Trois if you will you're welcome Habs fans) where its the Canes, Habs, and Sens all in one. 2 out of 3 is bad enough.

[The Protas Prophecy @Protas_Prophecy]

@kingconnor24

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#LeafsForever handling of Mitch Marner and his current success really illustrates what a mess that franchise is. Gavin McKenna can't fix it, the whole franchise needs an enema.

[Michael @MGrecoBuf]

Canadiens fans after yelling Olé 47 times in 2 hours and calling it the best atmosphere in all of sports

[UselessCapsFan @UselessCapsFan]

Happy Mother’s Day #ALLCAPS