puh tycoon 🤑💵

Addicted 💉to cash💵 Need a Rehab🏥

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My primary objective these past few months has been to distribute revenue from the main company to other startup subsidiaries im trying bring up. Someone has to employ these graduates and these companies dont establish themselves. Lemme come back to this tweet in 8 years

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

These are classical survival politics. Kang'ata always bows to the political winds of the season. Political calculations is his thing, he has never miscalculated. UDA will not survive past December in Mt Kenya.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Where I was growing up in our mtaa there was a lightskin jamaa called bobby. Chics used to fight over this guy after every two saturdays,ile serious. Mpaka wanagwarana uso. Even Beth my crush was fighting over him,you can imagine the pain I was experiencing. I always wondered what went on in bobbys head because he never showed any interest to any of them. Mpigane muuane it doesn’t bother him. He preffered to stay alone with us,the boys. And the more he rejected these chics,the more they wanted him,mpaka new comers shule. This guy was living my dream in 3D. Buana now I understand george orwell,All animals are equal,but some animals are more equal than others.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

One thing about this Kanairo,, the more expensive a perfume is, the more likely it is to be fake. I've come to realize that cheaper perfumes often last longer than the expensive ones. Yani Mikora zimeja everywhere.🤦🏽‍♂️

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

Leo sina mengi ni kuwaambia tu if you can't catch the fish in the river, wait for it in the market

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Sifuna is now famous than Raila. Give him a kikuyu runningmate, he commands not less than 15 Million votes. He's an equivalent of Obama.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Barber amenitoa solid 2 mpaka solid 2.1, hide your girlfriends and pets

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

This man left the Milimani Law Court crying after former Migori Governor Okoth Obado and two others were found guilty in the Sharon Otieno murder case

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Aden Duale referred to the Kikuyu community as hyenas. Duale lives along Kiambu Road near AAR Hospital and is surrounded by Kikuyus. In fact, every morning we're forced to give him way as he heads to the office to do nothing. Aden Duale does not represent the entire Somali community, he's just an idiot who's power hungry.

Most Somalis are welcoming people, and some are even singing WANTAM contrary to what Duale says. Duale hides behind religion and clan politics to advance his tribal agenda. Aden Duale's style of politics is divisive and dangerous for the country. It should be rejected before it causes further harm to national unity.

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

Obado atakuwa anaingia Kamiti kama day scholar ..anakuja 9 am kama ashapiga heavy breakfast ,packed lunch iko pale kwa Mercedes Benz na dasani na fruits kadhaa ..Ikifika 4 anarudi Kejani kwake huko Kitusuru kutulia na wajukuu na kulala

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

"Mimi siamini kuna Mungu. Kila kitu niko nayo, magari, nyumba na watoto ni kwa uwezo wangu, sio wa Mungu. I have weighed all the options nikaona religion doesn’t make sense to me.
Mimi najua tu nilizaliwa na mama yangu na baba yangu. Iyo mambo ya Mungu sitambui"~ Kenyan dancer, Tile Pacbro

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

At one point when poverty had grabbed me by the neck,I found myself using a phone called Neon Kicka. Its one of those phones Ruto says are manufactured in kenya. Aki shida ni mbaya ndugu zangu. Yani Simu haikua inafanya kazi ikifika saa saba usiku. Safaricom walikua wanatuzimia mtambo. Network inapotea inarudi saa moja asubuhi. Simu huezi weka sim card yenye sio safaricom,ukiweka Airtel inasema invalid. Simu saa ingine unaingisa kwa charger namna hii,inatoka 50% inarudi 30%,unashangaa kwani simu ndio inacharge socket? Simu ukiweka video tano storage inajaa,na storage ikijaa huezi fungua whatsapp. Woi ghai! Tukitoka kuombea wale wa kutumia Toothpaste ya T guard,tuombee hawa wa Neon kicka. Poverty has depths that I never thought existed bwana

[Gidi🍃 @Gidi014]

Lil gakiis, greens and ugali for supper. Mwala nini nyinyi?

[Dr.Dennis Adison Ouma. @DrDennisOuma]

-This STUPID ,KISII FOOL called CYPRIAN NYAKUNDI 🙂🙂.
@C_NyaKundiH .

-DEFAMING A LUO SON,Raymond Omollo is declaring ETHNIC WAR between KISIIS & LUOS🙂����.

-NYAKUNDI,YOU HAVE STEPPED on WRONG FOOT of @ray_omollo 🤔🤔.

-OMOLLO,NEUTRALISE THIS FOOL Called NYAKUNDI ASAP🙂🙂

[Dictator Watch @DictatorWatch]

Dr Potato is in hot soup.

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

Huyu Morio huchanua wanaume sana pale IG. He's way better than that emotional ngulusumu Amerix.

[𝖭𝗂𝖼𝖼𝗈™ @iLnico4real]

This is exactly what happens ukijioshea kienyeji wa ushago alafu achanuke. You will see bad things my brother.

I'm glad director Trevor ni mjanja he saw this coming akajiondoa

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Serious Question,What does Omollo jones do with all this house? An even more serious question,how does he deal with the cold? This like going to garden city hall way and converting it to your sitting room. I think the poverty khaligraph experienced traumatized him too much,akajiambia akiamungu siku nitapata pesa nyumba nitajenga hamtaamini. And he took it serious

I watch his videos occasionally and i usually see the look in his eyes, dissatisfaction, It looks like it didn’t come out the way he had arranged in his head. My guess is after some few decades hes going to sell this house and move to a smaller one. Probably a bungalow. Its the only way.

The other viable option could be reproducing nonstop like a rabbit,ajaze hii nyumba na watoto,na ahamishe mashemeji wote huku. Kama wahindi.

This should be a lesson to fellow ambitious peasants. Mimi nikipata pesa ni ka3 bedroom bungalow, with sound proof masterbedroom ndio nitengenese mama msuri. Hii mambo ingine mingi,inakaanga tu msuri siku za kwanza. Wachana nayo!

[Kering’ @Nikita_Kering]

Niwachee

[bag chaser (⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠）🇵🇹🇵🇹💥 @King_sley234]

Even in this state he Will still get a shot on target against Spain 😭😂😂😂😂😂🤡