Puppet Carlson

I put political puppets on notice! Co-Host of the David Pollack Show. FOLLOW for conservative comedy, news & nonsense.

[Puppet Carlson @PuppetCarlson]

@ForecasterEnten @TheRightMelissa Yet somehow he still has the number one news podcast? Huh. I guess Howard Stern was right whether they hate you love, the still listen. Or not….

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@DavidPollackUSA One go we all go!

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@DavidPollackUSA Dave is the minute man

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@DavidPollackUSA And you have a puppet!

[One America News @OANN]

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham: An Elitist RINO

The Plush Patriot himself @PuppetCarlson stops by 'David Pollack Primetime' to tell @DavidPollackUSA that South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham is a war hawk and elitist, establishment RINO, reacting to the news that Graham went to Disney World on the taxpayers' dime amid the ongoing DHS shutdown

What do you think?

Watch Primetime on Spectrum and YouTube TV Today!

[Puppet Carlson @PuppetCarlson]

@OANN This show is awesome. @DavidPollackUSA is amazing. But that Puppet is the best!

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Back on the news with my main man and the best conservative new man in the country! Watch us on OANN!

[One America News @OANN]

Pre-launch: David Pollack Primetime https://t.co/kGelMe2E77

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This is so huge. My protege is blowing up. @DavidPollackUSA

https://t.co/qlh7dNien9

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@marklevinshow @treadaway_117 You are a retard

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Big Announcement: He did it. I am Proud. It took a puppet but he did it! He’s a real news man now. Thank you blue-haired fairy.

[David Pollack @DavidPollackUSA]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

[Puppet Carlson @PuppetCarlson]

@DavidPollackUSA Total BS. He’s nothing without me!

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@MJTruthUltra I thought we put this guy in a prominent position to remove the KJP style bullS!@t from the platform. That's all Kash does anymore. Just total BS constantly. Welcome to the swamp.

[Puppet Carlson @PuppetCarlson]

The government lies, cheats, steals and unalives the people who pay them to exist. They squander our money, mismanage it, “lose it” and spend with no real knowledge or oversight.

Anyone who wants to give them more is crazy and unAmerican.

One of the basic tenets of our country is smaller government. Why would we make them bigger and give them more power over us. Thats the opposite of America and intelligence.

Governments are corrupt. Period. All of them. Always.

We need less gov not more. We need to shrink ours immediately

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@MadhurKapoor12 @SenSchumer Remember president autopen?

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@EdKrassen The left with their made-up, white-washed terms. Democratic Socialist = Able-Bodied Paraplegic. 👌

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@ianmiles She looks like a demon

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@AmyMcGrathKY 100% true. No debate. If they didn’t, it would be as big and lucrative of a business. Do the individual practitioners have malice. I’d say by and large no, but the are part of a captured machine and taught to be a pawn in the game.

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@DavidPollackUSA Dave is awesome but not as good as a puppet!