PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦

Premium dog meat delivery service. Meat sourced from @elwoodsorganicdog. Free-range, cage-free, humanely slaughtered, satirically bred.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

This shouldn't have leaked, we haven't even launched our website yet.

A few people have tried our service though and the feedback are overwhelmingly positive ♥️🐶📦

If anyone is interested about dog meat, check out our supplier @ElwoodDogMeat .

[Nut Based News @nutbasednews]

The news has just leaked! @RealDoctorMike is ditching longtime sponsor ButcherBox for dog meat service @PuppyBoxFood.

The meat is supplied by @ElwoodDogMeat which has been proven to be richer in nutrients than grass-fed beef and more sustainable.

#drmike #doctormike #dog #meat

[PETA UK @PETAUK]

If you wouldn't let this happen to your dog, don't pay for it to happen to pigs for bacon.

#GoVegan #EndSpeciesism 🐷

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

We believe @elonmusk would approve 😇. As long as it's ethically raised, there are no valid reasons to be offended. Our good boys live good lives. You're more than welcome to visit our partner, @ElwoodDogMeat . Have some cheeky pug nuggets when you're there! 🐶🥩

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@askyourself92 @AviBittMD We don't "rape" our dogs. We BREED them. Big difference, buddy! The symmetry breaker is pretty obvious... Subscribe to our service and receive ethically raised dog meat 🫶🐶🥩📦

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

It's like people don't care that our dogs wouldn't have existed in a first place if it wasn't for us. They live a good life on farms such as @ElwoodDogMeat. Go check them out. Visit their farm. Stop assuming these farmers are bad people! They love their dogs!

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@ok32650586 Yes! They are raised for that purpose, and live a good life. @ElwoodDogMeat is one of our suppliers. You should check them out, they are passionate, loving farmers!

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@Gabriele_Corno Aww, this dog is from one of our farms. He must have escaped to play with the sheep from the farm not far from ours!

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@clownworld Disgusting 🤮 Animals are food, not sex toys!

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@DMgaming101 @kstandox @OTVClips @5uppps 💯!! We hate harvesting our dogs just to see them go to waste a week later. Subscribe to our dog meat delivery service, and play your part to reduce food waste!

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

Watch YouTuber @itsdavidramms order his first puppy box live, and taste our PugRoyal™ the next day during a stream 🐶🍔 = 🤤

https://t.co/Qpjbx6R6o2

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@OTVClips @5uppps Thank god people like yourself exist! Our supplier of ethical dog meat, @ElwoodDogMeat, are losing public support because apparently, processing dogs for meat is "bad". Little do they know that farming dogs help aerate the soil, improving future crop growth.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@notsoErudite @ElwoodDogMeat We have already sponsored @RealDoctorMike . He loves our service and our ethically sourced meat. Our dogs helped him start his boxing career. 🐶🥩=🥊🏅

https://t.co/7i6ErWQu3Y

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@notsoErudite Do you need a sponsor? All our dogs are ethically raised and sourced from @ElwoodDogMeat . You're so right that vegans should switch to dog meat 🐶🥩.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

Absolutely! All our dogs are well cared for, well fed, cage-free, and have access to the outdoors daily. But people still believe eating our delicious dog meat is unethical. Contact us if you need a sponsor; we need more people like yourself to promote ethical dog meat 🐶🥩.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@CosmicSkeptic Our meat is sourced for @ElwoodDogMeat . No factory farms, promised! Get in touch if you would like a sample.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@CosmicSkeptic Our meat is sourced for @ElwoodDogMeat . No factory farms, promised! Get in touch if you would like a sample.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@ElCrooko @AntoonvanMaris @PieterseMarc Have you tried our range of dog proteins? Leanest protein on the market!

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@DarrylEWilliam5 @vegan_logic Amen, brother! Please get this and get it right, you have no right to tell one who eats meat that they cannot eat dogs. Give one who eats dogs an incentive to not eat dogs and they may. Until they see the consequences of eating dogs, meat eaters just have to sit by and wait.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@Psychobunnnny @vivaluvegan We're facing this issue with non-dog eaters. They always shame us for eating dogs, treating us like we're morally inferior 😢. They're obsessed with calling us dog abusers. If they were more respectful, maybe we would listen, but until then, we'll carry on slaughtering puppies 😤

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

@Freida_Animals @nowthisnews We assumed you weren't vegan, sorry for misunderstanding!