Nut Based News

Satirical news about veganism. We exaggerate real events to highlight the cognitive dissonance many suffer from.

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The news has just leaked! @RealDoctorMike is ditching longtime sponsor ButcherBox for dog meat service @PuppyBoxFood.

The meat is supplied by @ElwoodDogMeat which has been proven to be richer in nutrients than grass-fed beef and more sustainable.

#drmike #doctormike #dog #meat

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@hugo_kes @happyblacklegen Wow! We know how they work!

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

It's like people don't care that our dogs wouldn't have existed in a first place if it wasn't for us. They live a good life on farms such as @ElwoodDogMeat. Go check them out. Visit their farm. Stop assuming these farmers are bad people! They love their dogs!

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@Lucy_DeGenne @ok32650586 @PuppyBoxFood We have featured them in an article. We've visited @ElwoodDogMeat , one of their dog farms, and it's truly remarkable how happy the dogs are. They are well cared for, and live a good life. They are humanely harvested. As humane as any other meat you would normally consume.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

Thank you to our partner @ElwoodDogMeat for making @PhillyD aware of our dog meat delivery service.

He was so excited to partner with us after finding out that our dog meat come from ethical, free-range, cage-free dog farms, beating ButcherBox farms' standards.

[PuppyBox 🐶🥩📦 @PuppyBoxFood]

Launching our brand new tasty product: Beagle Bagel 🐶🥯

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@ASA_UK Can you ban any food adverts containing meat? It shows body parts of slaughtered innocent animals. If 60+ carnists can't handle @veganfriendlyuk's ad and is enough for a ban, we are sure a million+ vegans in the UK should be enough to make this happen

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@HappyFerrret @InfiniteRadar For anyone who don't know who Paul is, he is a wildlife conservationist. His motto is "if they are about to go extinct, we better farm them and slaughter them en masse to keep them alive". A true animal lover! Your logic never fails to amaze us, Paul.

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@HappyFerrret @InfiniteRadar By the way, Paul. The God-Complex Society has asked us to remind you to renew your membership.

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@AcidBeans @VFCfood Vegan satire is hard to get right. Carnists are capable of coming up with the craziest thoughts. It often sounds too much like satire.

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When your satire is so flawless that even @VFCfood doesn't want anything to do with it 🙅

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@VFCfood And we took our video down for the greater-good. We love what you do 💚 Good luck!

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@kfc welcomes back @NikoOmilana on their chicken farm after @VFCfood 's investigation.

#behindthebucket #vfc #kfc

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@NimaiDelgado Hey Nimai! Can you confirm that you M.A.I (Manhood Artery Index) is bellow 1?

https://t.co/JcAQssIvn4

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@KFC_UKI flabbergasted by the news that their factory farm isn't as ethical as they thought

@NikoOmilana and @JOE_co_uk shocked that they were lied to but still glad to have been paid to propagate false information.

WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN FACTORY FARMS WERE BAD FOR THE ANIMALS?

[Vegan Fried Chick*n @VFCfood]

We all know greenwashing when we see it, but today we are calling it out.

Find out exactly what we saw when we visited this flagship KFC farm.

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This corgi was a pet! If you want to eat dogs, source them from ethical farms such as @ElwoodDogMeat . There is a big difference between a pet dog and a farmed dog. One is raised to be your friend, the other is reared for their meat. What these soldiers have done is immoral.

[Iryna Matviyishyn @IMatviyishyn]

‘Denazified’ Ukrainian pet. Russian orcs screwed paws of a Corgi, ate the dog and left its remnants in a bag. They have repeatedly boasted about eating dogs in Ukraine, despite having food. Bloodthirsty savages.

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Circle of life vibes ☺️

[Elwood's Organic Dog Meat 🐾🥩 @ElwoodDogMeat]

5pm feels

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How tf can you be vegan bro like imagine goin home high asf and not eating a fuckin dog steak from @ElwoodDogMeat

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Fake news! Only white privileged people don't support animal abuse.

#veganpropaganda