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My day job is to put patients off to sleep. Centrist. Accomplished Nihari taster.

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@DanQayyum Thank you for the pro tip mate.
I took this picture only for my memory but will keep your tip in mind for future 😊

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@Roohan_Ahmed Any such concerns ever raised by BBC on the restrictions imposed by Israel over the coverage in Gaza?

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@MrZainRaza Sabir Shakir aside, people who actually bothered to read this painfully long exchanges of tweets probably have nothing else to do with their lives!

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@barbarikon @CallMeSheri1_ From Nazimabad Karachi, not sure where was she born

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@PehnDiSiri Ghantay ka king 🤴

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@NoContextBrits The only thing is, Penny Lane tourism probably accounts for about 20% of Liverpool’s economy!
Fortunately or unfortunately, my workplace is based there, and I often find it challenging to navigate my way through all the tourist buses.

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@ZarrarKhuhro @elonmusk Weirdo is something rather too respectable to describe him.
He is a kameena of the highest order

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@kapoorashish87 @XH_Lee23 You finally got what you aimed for- nano seconds of attention!

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@_SwitchHit Wasim Akram didn't have a word with him that day, otherwise could have given some tips how to avoid all those tests!

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@Pskpb @SaddiaMazhar You are saying something which the 'Noon leegui' won't even know to this date!
Very aflatooni allegation

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@faizanlakhani It was never banned for us in the UK

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@mikep123 @NoContextBrits Surname, not sure! But Methi in Urdu/Hindi is actually fenugreek leaves

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@asadfacts Shifting goalposts. A batting average doesn't dictate eloquence; Shan Masood is incredibly articulate. Also, dismissing Afridi/Shoaib for being retired makes zero sense when your original benchmark was Wasim Akram. They proved the superstar appeal exists.

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@Ambreen_Sardar May your daughter always be a source of joy and blessings for your family. Best wishes ❤️

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@Napoha_ Lads? Actually kuttays, aur pillays!

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@Jaferii Wait till they find out about dishwashers, specially if you are using the device to wash dishes when your Hindu/Christian colleagues have a dinner at your place

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@YouGov They are not winning the world cup. Fifa won't let them

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@7Laviix40862 @PakPMO The one in adiala?