Purple Sledgehammer

Do you ever wrap a gift and just nail it? Perfect corners? Nice bow? That is called the smedge. I am here to capture that perfect moment.

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@gfinockio He was definitely distracted by his rage boner

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The best speech he has ever made
#KenneyIsMissing
#abpoli

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@RachelNotley @ShaneGetson If by cheezies you mean an alias for NDP campaign contributions. Then yes. Cheezies.🧡

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@mikesbloggity @HandmaidAlberta Maybe they thought 'Hot tub time machine' was a real thing??

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@ProgressAlberta I dare you to google 'how the Gestapo started?' and it not give you comparison goosebumps.

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New head for the recovered Macdonald statue Kenney is saving?
#ableg
#abpoli
#RemoveKenney

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Adriana LaGranges' horoscope for Aug 19th:
"Today you will have conversations that you will not understand. Try your best to smile and carry on. Use big words so your interlocutor thinks you are smart. Surprise news related to your career might occur today. Act smart."
#abpoli

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The resemblance is uncanny
#ChrisChampion
#bernhardrust
#AbLeg
#abpolitics
#justgooglehim

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We can all agree that Jason Kenney definitely most certainly jerks off to pictures of Margaret Thatcher in a blue velvet business suite. Right?
#abpolitics
#maythetweetingcontinue

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Imagine my sadness when I discovered Bates Motel was NOT a Downton Abbey spinoff of Mr Bates @brendancoyle99 running a cute/quaint lodge.

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'Fridge Jenga Tuesday ' is the sacred holiday following Easter Monday where one values fridge real estate. #jenga #blockfromthemiddle

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Thank you @SodaStream_CA. You turn really boring people into fizzy go-getters. #spiritfingers #mondaymotivation

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Imagine my sadness when I discovered that cinnamon hearts do not contain an real cinnamon. #eatingthemanyways #Valentines
#nomnomnom

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Digital photo frames went extinct oddly too fast. Just like the passenger pigeon. #extinction #soulsunday

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Why is there no national moonwalk day? *Wait. There is. Nevermind. #googleforthewin #nationalmoonwalkday

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If @tasty only knew how many non-english words they have taught me through their videos. #latadeleitecondensado #thankyou #bottomofmyheart

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"Here in Canada Wiarton Willie, Canada's most celebrated of all its furry forecasters is predicting an early spring." #GroundhogDay #willie

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We need to get on airport robot butlers. Seriously. Coffee, snacks a gentle foot rub at the gate. #getonit #robotfuture #majordomo

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Forget 'Happy New Year'. It's January 30th. We really should be move onto national bubble wrap appreciation day #bubblewrapappreciationday

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There is direct correlation with mental stability and liking turkey bacon.- 2017 coalition for people loving smoked meat #baecon #baconlove