pushinarrows

PhD Chemistry. 30 years industrial manufacturing. Opinions my own. I mute first and ask questions later.

[pushinarrows @PushinArrows]

Same

[凱爾「波傑克」霍爾 @BoJackinOff]

I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night

[pushinarrows @PushinArrows]

“Safer”

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Washington: Light rail is safer, but another Green Line passenger pays the ultimate price https://t.co/9DKO5WoBAi

[A Slice Of Alan🍑 @ASliceofAlan]

Donkey

[pushinarrows @PushinArrows]

@EODHappyCaptain Been there. May god be with you.

[pushinarrows @PushinArrows]

God do I love me some dark humor.

[Michael WildHorse 🪶🇺🇸 @Wild_Horse]

I am officially making the offer of my services to any cucked Western nation to act as your crime deterrent.

If migrants are raping/abusing your kids, I will scalp them in full Comanche ceremonal garb on live television. I'll be the bad guy.

Crime guaranteed to plummet.

[Medical Grower 420 🇺🇸 @medicalgrower42]

You really should know the rules before playing. 🤣

[pushinarrows @PushinArrows]

This is the way.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊🌖 @Bennieeexyz]

Someone in our office keeps scheduling meetings for 12:01 so they technically aren’t “lunch meetings.” Today I joined one while eating a sandwich. The organizer sighed and said, “I was hoping we could all be fully present.” I said I could either be fully present with a sandwich or partially present while thinking about one. Three people immediately unmuted and started eating. One woman had an entire plate of spaghetti ready beside her laptop. The meeting ended at 12:14 because the organizer said the chewing was distracting. It’s the shortest meeting we’ve had all year. We’re bringing soup tomorrow.

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

My apologies but as a dad, I am required by law to retweet this.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

People have stopped watching F9 launches, but honestly you’re missing out on some great background music

[James Pettus @PettusWX]

We got an absolutely stunning MODIS pass earlier. Once of the more impressive ones I’ve seen. That CDO ring is nuts!

[Nahel Belgherze @WxNB_]

Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Hurricane Polo.

Simply incredible.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

Americans finding out that most Islamic extremists are high as giraffe pussy all the time.

Weed, opium, khat, “green dip” (idk wtf it is), you name it. Apparently their god is against beer but doesn’t see that stuff. This is not new. Anyone who went overseas will tell you most of the local armies and police and your interpreters were perpetually high af.

[Uncle Rich @humbleblazer]

Since diesel so high...

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

U.S. Space Weapon Revealed To Be Little Triangle That Shoots Bullets Out The Front https://t.co/izBxObTDfa

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

OSHA guidelines CLEARLY state that industrial stair treads must be a MINIMUM depth of 9.5 inches

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

😦

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Reminder that someone with a much lower IQ than you has 10x your net worth because they were simply too dumb to ever doubt themselves