PygmyWarrior

Sassy firecracker. Serious Swedish Chef energy. Powerful Anti-Karen. she/her

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

STORY TIME.

So for reasons, I had to go into the gynecologists' today and it all goes normally: I undress from the waist down, she explains the procedure, then she tells me to put my feet in the stirrups and slide my butt to the edge of the table.

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

@AgreeableWitch Answer; how you know you're in the right bar.

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

@LelonStoldt They would never have seen it without me, so you're welcome.

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

If taken off the planet because I've been writing a book. This book. It was published this week. 👀😱 If you follow my author account you'll get all the up to date info. YOU'LL BE IN THE KNOW.

[Evelyne Crowe @ECroweWrites]

IT LIVES! It's available LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. Kobo, Barns & Noble, Apple, Amazon, Libby (ask your Library!), and https://t.co/cWtdkYnkaf has it if you are supporting an indie bookstore online. OR go to an indie bookstore and ask if they'll order it for you!
#indieauthor #books

[Evelyne Crowe @ECroweWrites]

May first is coming up SOON. I'm fine. Kinda. #WritingCommunity #indieauthors #IndieApril #urbanfantasy

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

You received $1,306,130 in donations from the NRA.

You voted against the most recent bipartisan gun package in June.

If you’re so “ready to assist” -- start by doing your job and passing commonsense gun laws that will help prevent tragedies like the one today.

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

@AidenChan @myregardslizzie would be so perfect with her monster romance world!!!

[Evelyne Crowe @ECroweWrites]

SOON. So many hours I've put into this. I'm very excited to show y'all my cover!! #WritingCommmunity #20booksto50k #CoverReveal

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

*IF* Musk gets control of Twitter

And Zuckerberg has control of Facebook

And CNN is under new Republican backed management

We have a massive problem

And do not listen to anyone who tells you differently.

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Why would they give it a machete

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

This is also true as a person with sinus issues. Not getting a sinus infection every illness because I haven't been catching illnesses is amazing. Ditto about the smoke. Sinuses hate smoke as well. LOVE MASKS.

[ML Brennan @BrennanML]

Lucifer: I am a dire wolf. Prey stalking. Lethal prowler.

Dream: I am a millennial. Wolf snuggler. Tiktok maker.

Lucifer: ....wait--

Dream: 14/10 is a big boi.

Lucifer: This isn't--

Dream: Such a chonker!

Lucifer: .......fuck it. You win. Fuck you for making this weird.

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

@TessaDare YES. Too many places have the similar names and California is too big.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Sad to see Yoda being so divisive and political in his speech to Luke. Will he have the common decency to apologise to all good people on the Dark Side for this outrageous comment?!!

[Amy Spitalnick @amyspitalnick]

Biden’s speech tonight was precisely what a president should say at a moment when democracy is under siege by violent extremists.

And the fact that some are debating decorum — instead of the fascist threats to our democracy — is exactly why we’re here in the first place.

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

@oobleejay WHAT. I am very glad you are still here. May your recovery go well. ❤️❤️❤️

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

A recap of this thread

[PygmyWarrior @Pygmywarrior]

@tgshepherdvan Damn. My whole family just recovered. I hope it's mild. 🤞