Pyre

Take M*A*S*H and Calvin and Hobbes, put them in a blender, you get my vainglorious self.
/ Paratrooper with bad knees /HOPE SCROLLING / CBRN-E /

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

"Think about things!
If you don't, who will?"

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@copesint He literally trained with the enemy army and bragged about it. UKR is right to let him know

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@DavidShuster While a storm will make them cancel / reschedule, imagine if lightening hit it. Would be peak.

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@JoyceWhiteVance He wants to be accepted by artists and intellectuals. And they soundly despise and reject him.

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@copesint @FellaHrx69 @bjblastyotitz The check has been clearing for a long while.

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@queenie4rmnola He was an awful person, having footage of his death on constant repeat cannot be good for social psych.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

At this stage of the game, Trump doesn't have followers,
he has swallowers.

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I believe some of them have information that he does not want getting out.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

A rainbow appeared when Trump’s name came off the Kennedy Center.

An elephant peed on the floor at the Texas GOP convention.

Now all we need is a thunderstorm at the UFC fight on the White House lawn.

Is that too much to ask?

[AnthonyAndrews @anthon7yandrews]

Epstein really knew Trump better than anyone. They were best friends after all.

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

Big facts right here

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

An elephant urinating all over the Texas Republican Party convention is funnier than anything the Veep writers could have come up with.

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@ImBreckWorsham Vance does not have the sauce to lead the cult. Also, he flows with the wind. If D's take the House and maybe the Senate, he will kowtow and change his personality to fit. He will remain a political force, a pretty low level one.

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@OldManLefty1 No one will have to. The fireworks and cheering will do its job.

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

NEW: Epstein survivors release statement blasting Todd Blanche following the revelation that he worked alongside the White House to protect Trump from the Epstein files.

"We deserve better. We deserve truth, transparency, and accountability. We deserve to be taken seriously when we come forward."

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the republican party would never vote for a staunch anti-pedophilia candidate

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@_sn_n They do not want violence. Not really. They really want to be seen as intellectual and artistic equals. Without earning it. Without working for it.

[sean @_sn_n]

remember when the right was posting stuff like this then proceeded to do absolutely nothing

[🇺🇦Radio Free NAFO Jack’s House @FluteMagician]

@DOWResponse @SecWar

[Pyre @Pyre_the_first]

@SonnyBauer8462 I am positive the same scene will play out, or something very similar. Just a bit later.