Quack

Be the strange you want to see in the world.

avi by @marth_burton

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

Eating broccoli in the nude is my favourite way to pretend I'm a brontosaurus.

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

Found a new online community that really resonates with me. It's a facebook group called beautiful pictures of wolves you should join us there.

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

*life flashing before my eyes*

Ahh yes, Bananarama. Good times.

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

Holy shit I just came up with this: Duran Duran Duran

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

@colincraig1 It's ok man. We didn't pay for the trip. Not our carbon!

[Gay Horse @gayhorsey]

Thinking of becoming a nude house cleaner!

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

@markydoodoo This is really clever

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

after the bromance, comes the homeymoon

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

Just did a random act of Christmas kindness by rewinding a VHS tape

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

Stockpiling internet now. Using buckets, pans, bowls, whatever I can get my hands on that will hold internet.

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

"Don't know how they put those pieces together and brought this monster to life," Al lamented. But alas, it was Franken's time.

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

*girl with tattoos trying to get every tattoo into the selfie*

[Be The Cookie @BeTheCookie]

People shrink as they age. Little old ladies keep buying bigger and bigger purses. If you time it out right you can bury grandma in her last purse.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Incredibly important new poster I stuck up in town today. This is probably the first step on the road to me winning an Oscar

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

@Michael1979 you are quite funny I will follow you thanks.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

I use my devices primarily to read about better devices.

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

Every movie is a shark movie once u realize that sharks don't demand attention and are ok with staying in the ocean and playing a supporting role.

[dont test me ill shrink u @vangobot]

sneezed while I was lying on my back, and as it all misted back down onto my face, I was reminded of the light summer rains of my youth

[Spazio🇵🇸 @Spaziotwat]

I’ve just been replaced at work with a hyperlink

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

Can't seem to shake this idea that eyebrows are just eyeball moustaches.

[Quack @Quack_Daniel]

If your dentist hasn't killed at least 4 lions you have a shit dentist.