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Feathers from our future! 🌳

🦅🦆🦉🦜 I speak for the birds! 🐔🐣🐤🐦🦃

Please, from now on, try to subtweet love!

If ya find anything funny, I'm sorry. DM🐭

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People chase the most stupid dragons.

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Your fork should be both ahead and behind the upstream repository.

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Are beavers impressed by faucets?

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@XavierORourke @David_McMahon75 Not all teenagers are fucking losers okay?

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@holliemaea @rocketrepreneur Taco Tuesday tomorrow?

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@DHuskytron Heh, you think kids even use the phone their parents give them? It's like their work phone. Finding unrestricted internet access is easier than finding a 🥖 in Paris. It's easier than finding an AR-15 in a US classroom. Children have agency and see the world clearer than you do.

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@RepealTCPA1947 @CanadianObs Imagine trying to convince a mugger to spend your former money wisely. Forming a mugger union* to set down appropriate limits on mugging. Folk talking about how some level of muggings is required, but overall muggings feel too high. Storekeepers mugging us.

* but I repeat myself

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@PFuentes74 @only_shans_ That's why we talk about class mobility not stagnant social heirachy. Historically the latter may be more interesting, but today the average lower class working person can expect to escape before middle-age. Often to their own surprise. We're in the era of middle-class workers.

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@ryanhaydon @only_shans_ Equal pay for men on Onlyfans!

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@cobaco123 @only_shans_ Alternatively, these professions are just paid in a different currency. The oil rig worker doesn't get the same social currency as the fireman, even though both may spend long times away from family or face similar levels of danger. So of course their salaries vary.

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@tonyannett @worstall Are you a satire account?
Because you've gotta tell us if you are.

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@BTRBT_ The person you quoted.

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@moultano But you do have an empty bottle.

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@Vibutler_ French is états-unien / états-unienne

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@abdimoalim_ Wrong

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Uber if 50 times as expensive as public transport where I live and only 3 times as fast, but I still prefer it.

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@SteveKerins @sp6runderrated By "do it" you mean declining voluntary gratuities, right?

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@garybernhardt Solo projects are special, but wouldn't it be great if I had someone to bounce ideas off before diving into it?

AI companies: You're not going to believe this..

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Adults rarely gather specificaly to play peekaboo.