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🏳️‍🌈 You mean she was sipping a soda, and you were scarfing down your usual lumberjack breakfast. / HeHim

[HAL @Quantum_HAL]

The eagles to Gandalf when he asked them to fly Frodo to Mt Doom.

[HAL @Quantum_HAL]

@notcapnamerica Yep. Been cursed out several times while out walking cause I don't stop for anyone I don't know.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

thank you.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Jeanine Pirro should be disbarred.

[Covie @covie_93]

That fact that they even had to do this is insane.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

United & Delta donated $1M → Trump ended flight cancelation compensation rules.

TurboTax parent donated $1M → Trump killed free tax filing.

Toyota donated $1M → Trump canceled CFPB refund order for overcharged borrowers.

It’s a pattern of corruption that costs you money.

[HAL @Quantum_HAL]

@harknesspells Watching for the first time and me going wait?? She made this all up???

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Serious question:
Has anyone ever seen Josh Hawley and Miss Hathaway in the room at the same time?!

[𝒯𝒞⁷⁷⁷ @TifahCrump777]

Weird how 18 year old Nolan wells is a MAN who made bad choices but the white 18+ friends with him were “boys”.

[The New Republic @newrepublic]

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” https://t.co/t0BbbzhVt4

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

These “proof of life” images are getting more believable.

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

recommended the odyssey to my grandma and i just found out she unknowingly went to see it in 4DX 😭😭 she called me saying the movie was fine but why did it need to have shaking seats and wind in her face talking about was i trying to kill her shfjfdhwj

[tré easton @treeaston]

I WANT THE MICHIGAN SENATE PRIMARY TO BE OVER

[MB @missedherbus]

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders watching a single mom buy Dr Pepper with SNAP.

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[HAL @Quantum_HAL]

@reesetheone1 I like Buttigieg but he needs to do something high profile to run for President. Former Secretary of Transportation is not enough. And he needs a huge run up. The first openly gay president is going to be an uphill battle. Also, lol at thinking Buttigieg would win SC over Harris