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[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me asf if I ever go to jail

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Him: don’t play with me
Me: naw don’t play with me

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[elitē @ellxprt]

How it feels when u finally stop worrying about everything.

~ that’s La peace

[Ternet @ternet110]

👩:Hey, I've noticed you've been a bit distant lately. why?

Me:

[💛 @Queen_jefe__]

Happy Fat Tuesday

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

Oh she ate that

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Y’all want grown women with teenage dating habits and I’m not doing it. We’re 30+. Plan the date, communicate, be consistent, and stand on what the fuck you say.

[Spoonie🫦 @itsssautiumm]

NO!

[celeste @dreampaIettes]

men act like they are the only ppl in this world who have ever been busy

[Dani @Daniela6071959]

Eu tô rindo até agora 😂 Comprei uma meia de pata de cachorro pra mim e pro meu marido e conseguimos BUGar o nosso cachorro 🤣🐶

[J. @astoldby_Jada]

A nigga will tell you he’s a man & he wants to lead then lead ya ass straight to the pits of hell.

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

It's Friday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life's good 🥂

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

i talk to men however i want cuz i’m not the btch who need 30 dollars

[💛 @Queen_jefe__]

type shii

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

overthinkers when the text feels slightly off

[2Tone @Frizkyfresh]

😭leave my ass alone bru

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Accurate Or Nah? 😂👀🧐