Elizabeth

Librarian, baker, chocoholic, runner. House SlytherPuff. Often hungry. All thoughts are mine. She/her.

[Guybrush Tweetgood @philgibson01]

It's a lovely day in the Suez Canal, and you are a horrible giant container ship

[Elizabeth @QueryNLibrarian]

@eliza_audacis You can certainly make the attempt if you have insight that it could be considered, but I've actually worked at public places where it would be considered actionable if you accepted a candidate who didn't meet the minimum requirements (due to state funding issues).

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@MyFavMurder @KarenKilgariff I’m laughing so hard, but I BEG of you not to put flour on a grease fire. Flour is flammable.

[The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL]

ok huddle up everyone it's team talk time

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[Elizabeth @QueryNLibrarian]

@iambrattyb 100% worth the FCC fine.

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@nickconfessore @ChuckTingle You've been summoned.

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@eliza_audacis I LOVED this thread, but the whole time I kept thinking about how I'd never be comfortable doing this as a woman.

Maybe someday!

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That's my boy.

[Elizabeth @QueryNLibrarian]

Delighted to have just attended a Eurovision party via Zoom (and screenshare) - @destinychukuny won by a sheer landslide. To quote an attendee "I know it's good if the song gives me chills."

[Ian Haydon @ichaydon]

I've been admitted into the 1st COVID-19 vaccine trial.

I'm grateful for my health. For the 1000s of scientists who brought us here. For the team that developed this vaccine (@NIH, @moderna_tx, et al). For @KPWaResearch, and the nurse who came out of retirement to draw my blood

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Tips for working from home: Get dressed. Keep a dedicated work space. Wear a mask. Demand that box 5 be left empty. Abduct your singing protégée. Threaten to destroy the opera house. Set clear goals. Don't forget to take breaks.

[⭕️Faerie ❤️ @LiquidFaerie]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️
https://t.co/Xm1Mou497o

[Elizabeth @QueryNLibrarian]

.@lindsonmars does an excellent job tweeting out ALA’s last and arguably, most important #alacouncil meeting of #alamw20

[zemkat @zemkat]

Shout-out to the guy at the #alamw20 information desk in the convention center *demanding* questions from people as they walk by: "GIVE ME PURPOSE."

I need his confidence when I teach. (it worked too; people did ask him their questions)

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@antijenic My two potatoes!

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@senatemajldr Yeah. Because you prevented Obama from doing his job, like the unpatriotic creature you are.