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- @AdmAQUATACUS

[Royl Loyl SoulLiquor @QuimbyJared]

Bugsy Malone in:

👉 @ScottBaio 👈

https://t.co/c1Hw5Ay6cJ

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I'm back home at a decent hour; we priests don't care how xexy our apartment complex has become outside our door.

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I said," I heard gingers are becoming extinct" and his friend added,"I heard gingers don't have souls."

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I told a young redheaded male the other day that I'm the president of the #SAVEourGINGERS foundation

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White #People are actually black people with no melatonin .. or souls.

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"@Alyssa_Milano: I think we can all agree on this. https://t.co/4adEbS9U7L/s/27-f"

This is a set-up

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I do not believe the greatest country on Earth should have one of the highest rates of childhood poverty of any major country.

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"@csquaredoh: @QuimbyJared gracias. It was a rough one"

Your on my calender now

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#HappyBirthday @Csquaredoh

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I ain't studying these girls; I'm a priest

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I'm disappointed that The Force Awakens is more STAR WARS than Star Wars .. because @Disney produced it. Bleh

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I didn't even know anti-cloths were available here

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It's gottamn Xexy round here; gottamn

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My entire apartment complex turned into the play boy mansion. I shouldn't have answered my door.

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You can tell a lot about a man's character by how he navigates a phone

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Idc if that motherfucker says preordered; my phone is stupid

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BOOTS was truly familiar

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Remember my cat, BOOTS? yeah that cat wasn't even remotely affected by catnip and preordered to watch a laser WITH me

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The kitten likes my chilli too much. Acting like it's catnip.

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It's a TRAP! my neighbors are barely wearing anything & they got me watching a Norman Rockwell painting called "A River Runs Though It"

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#AtkinsxAlyssa

COFFEE BRA & PANTIES

#TrishasKitchen

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Coffee bra #TrishasKitchen