Quinn

"comedic genius" "smartest man alive" and "the most handsome American ever" are some of the things I have never heard.

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Therapist says I need more self love so I have crowned myself: Funniest comedian person who graduated from Prior Lake High School in 2017 and then went to Iowa State University to study math then have a breakdown and switch to computer science.

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Just learned Dunkin has a promo to donate four cups of tea to a police station every time you donate a penny. Don’t believe me? Google “Cops four tea per cent”

[Ben McKenzie @ben_mckenzie]

If you want to know who’s winning the culture war, @Barbie is tracking in the range of $150-200 million this weekend alone. Cry harder, dude. (Also take some pot and chill out.)

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Just watched a Blaire White video and my dog wouldn’t stop barking. It was like someone was blowing a dog whistle the whole time. Weird

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

@yunggravy what do I win?

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Subscribe to my YouTube to see my new video “Drinking the Squid Games Among Us potion at 3 AM ***NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!*”

[ዳግማዊት @tsdagmawit]

*REPOST FROM @/elizabethsigin*
the sister of the girl the video was targeted @ wanted to share this!! her instagram is tagged if you would like to reach out & send support. no harassment will be tolerated

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

My home town everybody. I dont have the nuance or knowledge to adequately comment on this. This is disgusting. This is not ok. Parents need to do better. Please read the replies to this post since they are from people closer to the situation

[ዳግማዊት @tsdagmawit]

TW// mentions of self h*rm, suicid3, and racial slurs !!
two girls from prior lake have been harassing a young black student. this isn’t the first incident from that school and we need to see actions. no more bullshit apologies or excuses

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Have y’all heard about this COVID 19 thing? Sounds kinda serious

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Seeing a lot of support for this Brandon guy lately

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Turns out the person with the @ I want is a right wing conspiracy enthusiast. Now taking ideas on how to get more followers than them

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

@KEEMSTAR you fell off + your gf closer to your daughter in age + ratio

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Turns out to get a restraining order you have to prove they are a danger to you. There goes my plan of filing one for everyone I know so I can get some peace and quiet at target

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

I will pay a large sum of money to anyone who does a marathon on a rip stick

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Only a matter of time before someone tries hoarding gas in a styrofoam cooler and “accidentally” creates napalm

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Why is deforestation an issue? Like just bonemeal the saplings smh

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Mom, come pick me up. I’m scared

https://t.co/0jxeCoFM78

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Starter Pokémon shouldn’t look like people

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

It’s 2050, Star Wars XVIII just dropped. It sucks. 2020 kids miss the days of the third trilogy which is now really good due to nostalgia.
It’s 2080 Star Wars 30 releases, 2050 kids miss the 6th trilogy. The process continues. Time is a loop. There is no escape.

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Coding sounds ten times cooler than what it actually is

[Quinn @Quineaus1]

Cookie dough is better with raw eggs in it. I don’t care if it’s “not edible”. Crayons are “edible” yet I’m not out here with my mouth the color of electric lime