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@QuotesFromSamR
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Joined February 2017
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"Unlike some people I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions" -Sam
“I got that charisma. The chicks just can’t stay away” -Sam
“When you get her to laugh in real life you’re like already in her pants” -Sam
“Hey sir, you can’t cum on the merchandise” - Sam
“I was gunna turn up this weekend but stupid Easter got in the way” -Sam
“It’s so funny how taste buds change when you are growing up. When I was little I used to hate broccoli, now I love eating ass!” -Sam
“Shymske, stop it I’m getting hard!” -Sam
Jake: “What are you supposed to do on a heat day, blizzard bags?”
Sam: “Nah they call em hot boxes”
On January 30 at midnight “Happy New Year!” -Sam
“I wanna fuck a jap. I’ll wear a condom this time.” -Sam
“Until I was inside her I had no idea we were having sex” -Sam
“You can’t fuck opinions, even if they’re wrong” -Sam
When 🐝 asks what u wanna do
“I’m the perfect alcoholic” -Sam
Jake: “That ass is bigger than the world”
Sam: “Good thing I fuck things bigger than the world”
“She’s the kind of girl that will say ‘hit me’ during sex and then beat you up for it the next day.” -Sam
“I feel better than good” -Sam
“If you don’t go to prison at least once in your life you’re not doing something right.” -Sam
“We’ve got the Warriors right where we want em. Up 3 NBA Finals to 1” -Sam
“School busses are just yellow battle busses 🤔” -Sam
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