Qwikster's Agent

Taking offers, pricin Bentleys and doin negotiations etc #winning #thumbsup #imadeit #teamqwikster @qwikster @qwikster2 @qwikster4

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

@chocobomoshpit @rlm2112 What are you smokin crack?!

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Workin on it beautiful! Welcome to #TeamQwikster “@Qwikster99: yo @qwikster5, you gettin' us payd, or what?”

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

I just got scared cuz stuff started falling n' I was lik omg wtf n then realized some paranoid ass tossed a dimebag in my can. #smokedit

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Muhfucka!! Big Bird jus shyt on my windshield.

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

english about boring as shyt tryin to get high already

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

I am made of weed

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

@ej_badger Magic? Break yo self! I'll show u some magic as I make this bagaweed disappear while I stream @Netflix all day fo free bitches!

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

omg wtf grouchy as shyt bout Qwiksters 6 thru 9 tryin to get in on #TeamQwikster fake asses

[Bocca della Verita @innermosttweets]

The story gets better with the introduction of a new character, @Qwikster5, playing the part of @Qwikster's agent. It's like a soap opera!

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

http://t.co/OkdMvnya That's cuz negotiations etc go through me! But we busy playin Original Gangstaz on the iPhone and smokin' bizzunts!

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

@DrakesMyBaby_ Chill baby! You can't blame a grouch for tryin... Oscar don't get outa his can often.

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Wuz jus ova at @Qwikster's and @DrakesMyBaby_ was like Blue Steel practicing her pucker in the mirror!! Bout knocked me the fug out!

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Be back in a bit ite! Just hot boxed the shyt outa my trash can, gonna check if @Qwikster's Dad got sumtin to eat and talk strategy

[oscar grouch @qwikster4_20]

@Qwikster5 @Qwikster hello there nice trash can

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Aww shit son, we jus waked and baked! How you gonna be like dat? @Qwikster2 @Qwikster4 @SoccerIsLifegc7 @qwikster

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

@Qwikster4 @qwikster2 u start whistlin Yankee doodle again and I'll break yo beak ITE! U big fuckin canary!!

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Awwwww hells yeahhhhh!! Holla atcha boi. Another day another dollaaaaaahh!!!

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

I had dis dream dat my homie @qwikster got stug by a bee n got famous, was all rich n shyt, and dint even know why!!! wtf that happened???

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Daaaamn, dis green is good! Cant keep my lid open, quick somebody kick my trash can over so I can sleep.

[Qwikster's Agent @Qwikster5]

Oscar the Grouch just stopped over and was like omg wtf is with @Qwikster's picture update?! Never seen Oscar that grouchy!!