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[robert huth @robert_huth]

Game's gone

[Zac B 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ZacB_MN]

small businesses are going viral by participating in a trend where they declare they don’t use ai flyers

[Zhuang, 庄 @0x_Zhuang]

crossed my mind that Singapore might be heaven for financial advisors like how SF is heaven for early stage startups

in SF, every ambitious 22yo is raising a seed round

in Singapore, every ambitious 22yo is selling insurance, building an IG personal brand and hosting summer camps to recruit students into FA

[Kyle @zeroxkyle]

There is a saying in Chinese - 富不过三代

Wealth does not last for 3 generations. What you're seeing is the third generation leadership in SG.

It's pretty sad, but this policy is incredibly tone deaf and there lots of data showing monetary incentives don't work

Lolrence.

[Nihal @behalnihal]

how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

The guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away and alone.

[Natx Wang 🇸🇬🍟 @natxwang]

Singapore's TFR is below 1.

We've tried Baby Bonuses. Tax relief. Parental leave.
All very sensible.

But maybe sensible isn't working. Maybe it's time to throw some slightly unhinged ideas into the mix.

Hear me out:

1. Dim HDB staircase lights after 10pm.
Instant ambience for those impulsive moments.
Using existing infrastructure. Save electricity too. Very cost efficient.

2. Let us use CDC vouchers to book hotels.
We're still supporting local businesses.
With… potential economic benefits.

3. Gamify sex.
Achievements. Badges. Titles. Quest guides.
“Local Legend”: done in every town in Singapore.
“Coast to Coast Completionist.”
“Nature Explorer.”

Singaporeans will compete over literally anything.
Give us achievements and a leaderboard and suddenly everyone has aim for.

4. Strava, but for mating.
Streaks. Personal bests. Monthly challenges.
Imagine opening the app and seeing:
“Desmond has been more active than you this week.”
Cannot lose to Desmond.

5. Baby making speedruns.
How quickly can you go from Baby #1 → Baby #2?
Show proof of pregnancy, and get sponsorships, rebates and extra benefits.

6. Tie COE rebates to children.
1 kid = 10%
2 kids = 30%
3 kids = 50%
You want that Land Rover? You want that Alphard?
The nation would like to discuss a mutually beneficial arrangement.

7. BTO Pregnancy Fast Pass.
Pregnant? Move up the queue.
2 kids? Express lane.
3 kids? HDB delivers the keys, a hamper and a handwritten thank-you note from the nation.

8. Maternity ward loyalty programme.
Same like frequent flyer, but better.
Baby #1: Silver
Baby #2: Gold
Baby #3: Platinum
Baby #4: PPS Club

Priority check in. Lounge access. Complimentary upgrade where available.

9. Annual couples' hotel vouchers for parents.
Once a year, the kids go to a nanny and mum and dad go for a staycation.
Official purpose: “strengthening marriages.” Because couples need “bonding time in privacy”.

10. Master bedrooms come with extra soundproofing.
For better sleep, obviously.
Better rest. More privacy. Higher productivity.
Creating conducive environments that contribute to the national KPI.

11. Subsidize aphrodisiacs.
Why keep telling Singaporeans to make babies when we can just… nudge them in the right direction.

Chocolates, oysters and wine at half price… The more they eat, the more “ready” they become.

Just quietly set the mood and then the other head gets to work.

Which one will convince you?

[Harry 🔴🇪🇸 @harry_LFC6]

Blocking Fabrizio Romano was the best thing I’ve ever done cos when did Laporte sign for Bilbao 😂😂

[Miilato @miiilato]

tom holland getting paid $100M to act broke, miserable, lonely, depressed and traumatized meanwhile i'm doing it for free

[Prez @PrezLives2022]

Mamdani was criticized for not wearing a helmet when riding a bike in NYC. Mamdani listened and told those criticizing him that they were right and he needs to do better. He bought a new helmet and posted “I’m listening and learning”. People were so impressed to be told that they were right and that a politician would publicly admit they were right. One guy said “First in my bloodline to hear a politician say ‘you’re right, I’ve got to do better,’” one commenter wrote. “I honestly feel like witnessing a politician simply say ‘you’re right, I’ve gotta do better’ just healed something within me. It’s so easy to do and yet SO FEW PEOPLE (not just politicians) have the humility to do it,” said another.

Mamdani continues to impress with his willingness to make the people a priority.

[Paul 🔴⚪️⚫️ @redpauljr]

I’m hearing Nicolás Gaitán and Wesley Sneijder are close to being done 🤞🏻

#MUFC

[Brujo 𓆰⏾𓆪 @FerMPalazzo]

he would have killed jean grey and all the other mutants saying new york was promised to him 3000 years ago

[MewZe @MewZe_]

I cannot believe human beings walk among us that think this is in any way entertaining. Oh my god.

[alex ☭ ⚒🔻 @WestHamasFan]

they’ll hate to see me coming with my H.Amass shirt at the bowl

[Jeli✨ kinda ia @jelianggur]

So when it comes to white people who doing it, you guys are okay with the dance? Why with the sudden change?🤣 You guys are just a bunch racist atp

[Jin @abcdle2M]

エンバペ新素材来たね

[Matthew 📍🇦🇷 @ThyLordMatthew]

Bitch supposed to be a matchmaker, doesn't do her job, and then says its the guys fault lmao

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Hoeflation is INSANE in 2026