Carlos Oliveira

Full time Mercenary. Part time Hero. Would survive the Apocalypse probably. Ballsy MF'er. No good at Twitter. (@valentineundead 💙 // RP, Parody, Fan Account)

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

• New to Twitter RP so be gentle, Not new to RP
• 2 Decade RE Fan
• Here for fun
• Try me, what's the worst that can happen?
• Crack/Serious/Non Serious/Whatever

#ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilRP #RaccoonCitySurvivors

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

@MadeManScaletta Nah, when it's cold you can warm yourself up. When the sun is literally scorching the earth you just have to accept it haha.

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

Hot.

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Anybody else sweating their various bits off or is it just me?

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Miss me?

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Hey, I think I can pull it off. Not sure why.. but I could..

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

i better see a stream of hq screenshots when this mod is launched 😌

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

Seductive... Saturday?

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@BranaghMarvin Slayer of spiders? Are you a gun for hire? Cause there's one under my sink.

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@ElliotEdward2 Y'know if that rookie was any good he'd have improvised. Duct tape and some staples, you'd have been fine.

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I knew I loved her the moment she told me to go fuck myself...

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@boopsyluna 😫

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

@boopsyluna Wait.. what? 😱

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@RacoonsMystery Hey, I can wear a suit..

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

You might get me in to a suit but I'll never tighten that tie..

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@AlsoValentine First off: Fuck no.

Second... there's a goddamn SHIPPING WIKI?

I thought I had too much time on my hands.

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@Ericw1408 @Tipspanot @ClaireChaotic Are you sure? Cause I know someone that's platinum that literally only does the quote someone else and add hashtag method. They were made platinum on the 10th.

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

Home.

(Art by @laughingwallaby)

[Carlos Oliveira @RCVeteran]

I need to wear more suits.

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I would literally kill a hoard of undead for some bacon right now.