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[Happy Motorhead @HappyMotorhead]

At what age does the factory warranty on your filters expire? Asking for a friend. 🛠️🍺

​#Over50 #NoFilters #ZeroGiven #AgingLikeFineWine

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@eevblog the lottery is just a tax placed on idiots.

[Jacob Turner @TheJacobTurner]

A PARENT’S JOURNEY THROUGH YOUTH SPORTS:

Age 5: “He’s got a cannon.”
Age 6: “He’s the fastest kid out there. Coach said so.”
Age 7: “Rec ball isn’t challenging him anymore.”
Age 8: “We tried out for select. Obviously made it.”
Age 9: “$2,800 for the season. Plus uniforms. Plus tournaments. Plus hotels.”
Age 10: “Cooperstown is basically a family vacation, right?”
Age 11: “He needs a hitting guy. And a pitching guy. And probably a mental performance coach.”
Age 12: “I’m not a crazy sports parent. The OTHER parents are crazy.”
Age 13: “We changed schools. For academics. (And also baseball.)”
Age 14: “Showcases are a requirement at this age.”
Age 15: “Ya his ranking just ticked up. We’re cooking.”
Age 16: “He just needs to get seen by the right school.”
Age 17: “The D1 schools want him to walk on. He’ll earn a spot by sophomore year.”
Age 18: “Okay, D2 is actually really competitive.”
Age 19: “He’s redshirting. Strategic.”
Age 20: “He’s focusing on school now.”
Age 21: “You know what? He’s so much happier.”

Roughly 7% of high schoolers play in college.

About 1.5% of those get drafted.

Less than half of draftees ever play one day in the big leagues.

The odds of our kids going pro are somewhere between “struck by lightning” and “find a $100 in old shorts.”

I love youth sports (all my kids play a bunch of them) just keep a good perspective my friends. ✌️

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

MITCHELL MARNER ARE YOU KIDDING?!

Undisputed GOAL OF THE PLAYOFFS 😵😮‍💨

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@SWT_Channel Re-writing history one mind at a time. Lucas is a coward.

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@elonmusk Yes, but have you ever actually looked at one?🤮

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@TaraBull ozempic

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@ThrillaRilla369 gout

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@Lifeinvestmoney influencer

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@AmazingPopPod Henry Rollins

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@bekahj Same for me. WTF happened? When did we start listening to (and reacting to) what the far left and far right were saying?

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@SenatorHick Affordable and accessible, yes. Universal? No. Why would you give it to people that don't care about their health?

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@FLOTUS Don't worry Melania, the 7,000 people that actually watched his show this week don't really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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@MerriamWebster illegally and unfortunately.

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@ThatEricAlper Damn. 32 years ago. I'm old as f#ck. Outstanding album, every track.

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@DearS_o_n Weed. 58 years old. Sober 4 years.

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@annikadevils @RobLowe Yes. Keanu Reeves is in it.

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@nut_history Marty St. Louis.

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@TheStingisBack You are not missing anything. The masses are ignorant.