Richard Elliott

Wicked little Scorpio; I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

@jonsopel Surely the perfect illustration of how Britain stopped making sense.

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

Tough ask for Reading on the opening day.

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

The Tweet Of The Day Award goes to @DavidLHarper 🏆

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

@path_dependent It’s alright actually, just not a patch on what went before (having read the Guardian article I’m now listening to Hairway to Steven).

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

I cannot overemphasise how essential it is that the English Independent Football Regulator be called OffSide.

[Andy Long @ACLong68]

Fantastic news for @NorthumbriaUni, the northeast and the UK space sector. And testament to the huge progress we have made in becoming a leading university for research and knowledge exchange!

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

@Tim_Burgess Suede

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It’s not often that I feel sorry for Liverpool.

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@PEThomas @SpectralHeron Gira dammit

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

@PEThomas @SpectralHeron No cheating. Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist. Not sure if Michael Gita counts as a celebrity but he’d make an interesting therapist.

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@PEThomas @prodnose The Leg Lies Down on Broadway

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

@EstherElliott22 @busybeesuk Arrrrrr.

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@RevRichardColes Or indeed from Kings Cross to Edinburgh, where most passengers surprisingly had medium or large cases and there was room for maybe five or six that were too big for the overhead rack at the end of each carriage.

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@IainRowan How about a cat that can distinguish the rustle of a bag containing ham from all other rustles? I can see that a hunter of small animals would be attuned to rustling, but that’s very specific (and pretty recent).

[Richard Elliott @RGElliott001]

@WisdenCricket Catching and no balls

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@electricalWSOP Hands up who wants to die!

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@WisdenCricket @Yas_Wisden @markbutcher72 Yes

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@ChampionsLeague Desailly

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@MadScientistFF Worms make their cruel design, singing d-i-e into her skin