> Paradigm asked me to OTC some $HYPE. Fred Ehrsam sounded stressed. Said the desks are completely dry and clients keep asking for exposure. He paused for a second and whispered: “we should’ve bought more at $12.”
> Multicoin partners allegedly asked Kyle why they owned 47 different governance tokens but no $HYPE for so long. Nobody has seen him since. Insider sources claim Multicoin’s investment process now starts with one question: “What would Kyle do?” Then they do the opposite.
> Sequoia called me today at 3am asking if I’d lend them some $HYPE liquidity. Apparently every founder in crypto suddenly became a Hyperliquid maxi overnight. The partner on the phone sounded exhausted. He got hundreds of emails saying ”Hyperliquid”.
> a16z begged me to unlock some spot $HYPE. They said every dip gets bought instantly and their traders can’t source enough inventory anymore. Chris Dixon asked me what’s the best way to farm a potential s3. I answered that they get a multiplier if they send their spot hype to 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
> Jump Trading offered me “strategic partnership opportunities” if I’d part ways with my $HYPE bag. I said no. They immediately increased the bid.
> Goldman Sachs heard the rumours that their SpaceX IPO deal will be frontrun by Hyperliquid traders. They asked if my $HYPE position was “negotiable.” I told them it depends. They asked what price. I said: “higher.”
> Jane Street tried to calculate fair value for $HYPE. They asked me what’s the underlying of a Hyperliquid? After 14 spreadsheets and 3 models they concluded: “there’s not enough spot available.”
> BlackRock called asking for “just a small allocation.” They said pension funds are suddenly asking about Hyperliquid during meetings. One analyst reportedly called it “the AWS of liquidity.” I told them to think bigger. It’s the House of all finance.
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