Robin

Very talented at reading, eating, and sleeping.

[Novelicious @noveliciouss]

The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.

Rumi
#writing

Art Leonardo Di Aetherhart

[M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™ @MonotoneofBill]

My ibuprofen no longer has any idea where it has been asked to help.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

Bought my wife a new belt and bag for Valentine's Day.

The vacuum works just fine now.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Kid: "what it's like being old?"
Me: "well, imagine always being really sleepy except at bedtime"

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My mom raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, but you're gonna hear about it.

[Cathy C @cali_cathy]

If someone tells you pick a card, any card take their Visa.

[FlissZak (has her website live!) @FlissZak]

Another lovely 'visual' of a book or rather of its creation.

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

I went out for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I was out of shape and can’t run for more than two minutes.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Boyfriend: what are you doing I thought you were on a keto diet?

Me: *crunch* no *crunch* *crunch* I said “Cheeto”

[Kristen @Kica333]

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I have a drawer in my kitchen I can’t open anymore because of that time I put a potato masher in it.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Have you ever hit a pothole so hard that you apologized to your car?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

We'd all look younger if we just avoided young people.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If my memory gets any worse, I'll be able to plan my own surprise party.

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

There should be more rap songs about adequate nutrient intake. My rap name would be Mag-Neezy.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

My son said he’d do something in a minute.

So far it’s been 185 days, 16 hours & 11 minutes but who’s counting.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone & order take out.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I had a joke about January but it was way too long.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

what would you do if you found bald eagles on your front porch?

[Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus]

Lance is an uncommon name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

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