Keith Martin

Husband, Dad, Pa Pa, OK State Alum & Retired Extension Agent.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Changing your opinion after learning new information is a mark of true intelligence.

[CheezeTalk_Pod @CheezeTalk_Pod]

Jim Nantz: "Tony, keys to the game?"

Romo: "I'm not legally allowed to have those right now, Jim."

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Hey guys here’s a puppy for you to look at so you forget I cheated on my wife with a national reporter

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Mom, I fell off my bike and skinned my knee.”

“Well, let me unleash hell on earth then.”

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home.”

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

It’s been more than a year of bot calls about how “time sensitive” this personal loan application is (that I never made)

Is it actually time sensitive anymore?

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

Pot, meet Kettle

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Outside of live sports, there’s really no reason to watch ESPN

[Henry Abbott @TrueHoop]

I am just learning that NBA stars do two thirds of their winning before turning 30 but make two thirds of their money after 30. That reality explains a lot of mysterious NBA trades. https://t.co/I7wc6hfP2p

[buddhaball🏀 🍉🇺🇦☸️ @SiddharthNBA]

This is exactly what @Betsycashmoney was talking about. If a guy's prime is 23-29, THAT is when they should be making 35% of the cap. Not when there's a slight decline from that level in their 30s

[Carrington Harrison @cdotharrison]

I’m sure soccer people will try to tell me how exciting this is but this is about as exciting as the 3rd preseason game.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

I think about this all the time. The weakest people need a strongman. But the strongmen are always weak and broken themselves. They break things because they are broken. They are cruel because they are weak. We are living through an age of weak and broken men.

[Thor: NIGnarok @hosienation]

If there is a team in HELL, he should sign there.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Things conservatives told me when I was in my 20’s:

*Character counts
*Crony capitalism is bad
*Russia is our enemy
*Tariffs are taxes
*The Constitution is sacrosanct
*Government power should be limited, restrained, and checked by congress.

Guess they were just joking.

[Ben Volin @BenVolin]

France-England for third place in America. Just like in the 18th century

[consilience @consiliencilize]

do not suffer imagined troubles. only suffer when suffering is at your doorstep.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[Stephen Stonebraker aka JT1Wrestle @StonebrakerS]

Yet in all the years I've been doing this, no one ever makes a remark over those I include. I see that in football & basketball a lot. But not in wrestling. Wrestling supports the believing in someone & seeing their potential model.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Psychiatrist Kurt Freund, one of the world's leading experts on the study of deviant sexual arousal, passed away last week at the age of eighty-two.

Dr. Freund's last words were, quote, "Whatever happens to me, could someone please make sure that the headline of my obituary does not contain the phrase "deviant sexual arousal?"