Today is a day where everyone is going to be a comedian on here and going in on plates that are posted but there will never be a plate that was roasted as thoroughly as this. This was a masterclass.
hope LeBron having to take himself out of the game because he was so gassed (like an actual normal human) just reminded everyone how much we took for granted him playing 45+ minutes in hundreds of these games for almost two straight decades.
Rashawn Slater getting drafted by the Chargers is great news for Rashawn Slater's bearded dragon, Eliza. Great opportunities for her to sit outside completely motionless on a rock in the Southern California sun for hours at a time