Patrick Murphy

Jalapeño enthusiast. Father to a boy named Jet. Front-end developer. Responds in GIF format.

[Jessica Hamilton Young @JesHamL10Young]

Shoutout to Fort Bend County Libraries for speaking our language to explain the difference between watch vs. warning.

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@scottbraddock @TexasGOP Looks like Google happened to crawl it while the site was hijacked...

[Zach Despart @zachdespart]

High-tech Texas!

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[Dug Begley @DugBegley]

Houston’s hottest club is UNDERPASS. This club, built beneath a historic home that became a Frenchy’s then a Mattress Firm, was the creation of promoter Ima Boss Hogg. It has everything: An alligator that survived Ike living at Ike Turner’s house, a Beyoncé wig, 1980 Tony Buzbee

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@_RsemaJ

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@NSFWPoliticsNow @mattyglesias Those 30 story condo buildings are mostly in neighborhoods where the land value has been massively increasing for decades, so... 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

PSA: If you go to Taco Bell and order waaaaay too much food, make sure you eat half before midnight and the other half after so you stay within your calorie count for the day.

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@evan7257 Pretty sure an influent lift station is just a place at the gym where you can take selfies.

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@c0nc0rdance @evan7257

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@c0nc0rdance @evan7257 I thought they were roads, which seemed odd too. Then I thought they were rivers, but several of them aren't actually navigable. Maybe they're railways?

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@wanderingyankee @evan7257 Ike Trike?

[Eric @EricG1247]

I'm vaccinated against #COVID19 and saying that doesn't violate HIPAA because I'm not a medical provider or insurance company.

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@zachdespart @HoustonChron

[Michael Li 李之樸 @mcpli]

Throwback to when Abraham Lincoln jumped out a window to break legislative quorum. https://t.co/coNYDeevnt

[Gene Wu @GeneforTexas]

The Texas power grid has killed over 700 Texans this year alone.

But, yes, tell me more about how these refugee migrant children are the real danger to our state.

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

Whoever named HoHos and DingDongs should get to name more stuff.

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

@Abraczinskas @mattyglesias @AnonymousStaffr If the only racial gaps that existed were in education, you'd have a more supportable argument.

[Patrick Murphy @RPMurphy]

Primal Fear...

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

The Unsinkable Molly Brown
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