Rancid Sphincter's Death Squad

The truth will set you free! Don't suffer fools, religious nuts, the far-right, or Missouri drivers. Sinners are much more fun than Saints! Trump fucking LOST!

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@JusticeKeene1 Why the fuck are you cheering from Press Row? If you want to be a cheerleader, then put on a skirt and grab some pom poms. Otherwise, act like you've fucking been there Meat!

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@tannerfreiburg @QHSBASKETBALL Well, that's what's important, keeping your ass happy.

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@BreidyTV Little fuckers are probably still hung over from celebrating their basketball team's big win Saturday night.

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@ChrisDuerr Did the same dipshits that left Bob Gibson off their top ten all-time pitchers list, vote on this too?

[QND girls basketball @qnd_girlsbball]

🚨FINAL SCORE🚨

QND defeats unbeaten Troy-Buchanan 51-49 on GW Shot from Marie Eversman.
Sage Stratton added 20 points
Tristan Pieper tossing in 15

#ourhuddle #family

@ChrisDuerr @SchuckSports @BreidyTV @WhigSports

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@CalebToBears Waking up every morning and realizing that your penis is still dinky and unused, has really made you a bitter person, hasn't it?

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@DOB23 @Justin_G86 I had no idea Henry Lee Summer fucking played soccer!

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@JohnHough__ For fucks sake, would you guys just get a room?

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@RonFilipkowski Is it simple mental decline, or has the syphilis finally kicked in?

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@Jenbutz @Rob_Maher @JohnHough__ @GSV_STL I guarantee you this much. It's much easier for a public school to recruit, than it is for your ass to get a date!

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@ChrisDuerr Hey, now these idiot QND mom's can take over and prove how much they actually know about volleyball. I mean, since they want to get into the locker room so badly, why not?

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@RyanMahanSJR @theboscenter That must mean that Rochester Basketball is now following the football teams blueprint for recruiting & transfers! Why not, the fucking IHSA doesn't seem to care.

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@robertkschmitz @trito_king What fucking evidence is there that a new rookie QB is the answer? Fields has shown me enough that with the right coach and system, he can be a very productive QB in this league. He's certainly less of a risk than another rookie QB

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Sphincter family tragedy today. My lil' brother, Otis Sphincter, died when his '74 Ford Pinto exploded outside the Piggly Wiggly. Otis leaves behind his wife of 3 days (Chlamydia), 2 kids (Scooter, Cletus) his beloved pet Sea Monkey (Elvis Ray), and a double-wide on 2 acres.

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@DylanAustin86 Rancid Sphincter IS my real name. The Sphincter's stowed away to this country 200 years ago, and have been causing mayhem ever since. How dare you question my heritage!

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@DylanAustin86 What the hell is this "we" shit? I don't recall you playing on that Warsaw team.

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@DylanAustin86 IHSA Sanctions:
Warsaw 1
QND 0

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@DylanAustin86 @AndrewSmithh84 They're probably not riding on tractors and taking their cousins like your high school. but I'm sure they still have fun