Chicagoans—
Scouts report that the man who turned Sheep into Lion will put quill to parchment before Sundown.
Benjamin Johnson, known by trusted allies as 'BJ', will head the unit. A challenge to rise beyond the limits of ordinary men.
For Chicago. For glory. For honor.
—CW
Mother—
Forgive my prolonged silence. How fares the farm?
The men drill tirelessly near Lake's Forest with a looming battle against the Hawk Tuah Men of Tenn's Sea.
The candle flickers as it casts shadows of Midway Monsters. Chicago long yearns for such triumph.
Yours.
—CW
Chicago—
Scouts report from Bay of Green that Pvt. Rodgers' anatomy will no longer tolerate the dairy farm to table sustenance.
Bright lights of the York Territory has adorned his gaze, and in time he shall follow in lineage of the unlawful, Briton "Brett" Favre.
Yours.
—JF