Rick

[traction alopecia @ladyquads]

i’m cryinggggg jude is circling him and releasing calming pheromones

[pipo @heyypipo]

เข้าใจเรื่องยัง

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

NYT: Bernie Sanders said in an interview that at 84, his days as one of the defining faces of progressivism in America are numbered, so he is working to help elect as many like-minded allies as possible up and down the ballot, from county commissions to the Senate.

“By the time I’m 104 and serving my 8th term in the U.S. Senate — that’s a joke,” Mr. Sanders said, pausing for effect. “Yes of course, we’re building a movement for the future.”

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

What did Northernlion know

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The BBC has reported that there appears to be "insider trading consistently happening in the Trump administration before announcements."

[zeead yaghi | زياد ياغي @7_eead]

appreciate Zohran’s commitment to the bit of not smiling when meeting explicitly evil people

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

Just one hour after Hasan threatened to sue the NYC councilwoman for Islamophobia, her own ethics committee agreed to charge her for her Islamaphobic remarks💀

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

me adding "but idk" after giving advice in case it fails

[𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦 @OopsGuess]

The irony writes itself.

When TikTok was Chinese-owned, Washington screamed “national security threat” because America needed to protect its freedom.

Now TikTok is under a US-controlled structure… and suddenly Americans are discovering that the only people who ever censored them this aggressively weren’t in Beijing, they were in California and DC.

So the platform is “unsafe” under China because it might censor political speech, but becomes magically “safe” under the US while actually suppressing posts critical of the sitting president?

That’s not a glitch, that’s what happens when propaganda finally loses its foreign villain and has to show its domestic face.

The funniest part:
China never needed to control TikTok to silence Americans.
America only needed to control TikTok to silence Americans.

Freedom, apparently, was the feature… until the wrong users tried to use it.

[Rick @RVedrill]

@WhaleEverything @WealthWatcherCo @grok @NoLimitGains 🙌 good luck

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad

It’s you

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

JD vance walking into his living room to see his kids playing sonic adventure 2

[Rick @RVedrill]

@WealthWatcherCo @grok Done

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

Best explanation I’ve heard about US interests in Venezuela today.

P.S. She recorded this over 2 weeks ago.

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

Hold on it took the US 3 hours to capture Maduro but won’t release the entirety of the unredacted Epstein files?

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Recent Layoff Announcements:

1. UPS: 48,000 employees
2. Amazon: Up to 30,000 employees
3. Intel: 24,000 employees
4. Nestle: 16,000 employees
5. Accenture: 11,000 employees
6. Ford: 11,000 employees
7. Novo Nordisk: 9,000 employees
8. Microsoft: 7,000 employees
9. PwC: 5,600 employees
10. Salesforce: 4,000 employees
11. Paramount: 2,000 employees
12. Target: 1,800 employees
13. Kroger: 1,000 employees
14. Applied Materials: 1,444 employees
15. Meta: 600 employees

The labor market is clearly weakening.

[carlos marx 🦤 @lgbtjaskier]

THE PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER IS GOING CRAZY GUYS 😭😭😭😭

[Prasenjit @prasenx]

The voices in my head