Rory

Hate the game not the player

[Rory @R_Morts]

A few years ago, people were saying Italy didn’t deserve their place in the 6 Nations

[Rory @R_Morts]

USA Ryder Cup fans may well be the most unbearable sort of American sports fan

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

Don’t know why Carragher gets the Everton gigs, but especially this one today

It doesn't matter that he was a boyhood Blue

Anakin Skywalker was a boyhood Jedi but imagine Darth Vader rocking up on co-comms for the award ceremony at the end of Star Wars

[Rory @R_Morts]

24 years old and this is genuinely the first time I’ve ever seen a coin toss for a rugby match

[PREM Rugby @premrugby]

Coin toss ✅

#GallagherPremFinal #PremRugbyxeToro @eToro

[Rory @R_Morts]

Arguably the most underrated player of our generation. Unreal talent

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🏟️ 750 games
⚽️ 248 goals
🅰️ 274 assists
🏆 33 trophies

Thomas Muller bids farewell to the Allianz Arena for the final time. 🥹❤️

[Matthew Stanger @MatthewStanger]

Everton fans taking it a bit far now

[Rory @R_Morts]

Pope unveilings consist of a lot less keepy-uppies than football transfer unveilings

[Rory @R_Morts]

@cameron_watson4 Thweetie

[Rory @R_Morts]

Chris Eubank Snr is tooooo funny. Simultaneously one of the hardest guys on the planet and the kid at the back of the class who just copies everything he’s seen YouTubers do online 🤣

[Rory @R_Morts]

“It was a month for Hollywood endings as Rory McIlroy finally got over his Masters hoodoo to take home his long awaited green jacket, while Wrexham secured yet another consecutive promotion up the English football league”

[Rory @R_Morts]

The World’s top 3 most valuable commodities tomorrow morning:

🥉Oil
🥈Rare earth metals
🥇Shane Lowry’s camera roll

[Rory @R_Morts]

Petition for the Rory McIlroy documentary to be named “A Holywood Ending” @TheScriptwriters ✍️✍️✍️

[Rory @R_Morts]

Studs can be changed, but the history of the Tottenham cannot

[Rory @R_Morts]

Year on year, Chelsea v Spurs is consistently the most entertaining fixture of the season for neutrals

[Rory @R_Morts]

@andy_murray @cameron_watson4 signing off with an ace🎾🫡

[Rory @R_Morts]

@jaredwright17 @cameron_watson4

[Rory @R_Morts]

Quite possibly an unfathomable amount of pain in store on Sunday with Jimmy Anderson’s final day of test cricket and England in the Euros Final

[Louis Chapman-Coombe @LCCJournalist]

Ollie Watkins and Cole Palmer coming on now.
#EURO2024 #NEDENG

[Rory @R_Morts]

Mad to think that in the next Euros Mbappe will be 29 and possibly subject to comments such as “past his prime”, but Yamal will only be 20 and could still be considered “a promising young player with lots of potential”

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Saliba moves uncannily like Gary Cahill. You will not unsee it, I promise