Umberto Eco the Dolphin

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@DemsForMike lsraeI has free healthcare and free university. We don't. If they don't have enough money left over to pay for their own defense, maybe they should tighten their belts.

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@demetherself Can you just go to Canada for the weekend like the 19-year-olds who come to drink beer?

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@AJentleson @Himbotor @hasanthehun This man says everyone who died in the civil war deserved it and more besides, will you denounce this man?

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@AJentleson @Himbotor @hasanthehun The thing is, we know there are dozens of you ghouls and as soon as he apologises to you the next one goes "well *I* didn't see the apology!" until he's doing nothing but apologising. There's no appeasing you people.

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@jpodhoretz Anti-bread? So if it touches regular bread it will all explode?? Lol but seriously though, what does "Lachma" mean in the "Ha Lachma Anya"?

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@i_zzzzzz Funny to imagine it is a totalitarian dystopia and that's nevertheless the graffiti one guy decided on

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@13yroldwithcc @i_zzzzzz I love the concept that it would have the dynamics of 19-year-olds driving across the border to buy beer lol

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@DavidMMcintosh What if you want to buy more than one banana at once and not eat them all right away, genius?

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@SweatieAngle Thank u for ur sensitivity to anti-Italian racism Al 🫡

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@awkwardupward @SweatieAngle I always thought the "Elvis lives" conspiracy theory was ridiculous but "Elvis lives... on Jeffrey Epstein's sex island and molests girls there" actually makes it seem more plausible to me??

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

uh-oh: the DSA has locked us in to a future where the US regularly gives billions in Patriot missiles to Hamas, US cops will receive counterinsurgency training from Islamic Jihad, and future John Wick movies will be choreographed by a firearms expert from the Al-Qassam brigades

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@TheTumboy This is much better, it's wrong to infantilise women

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@the92ndone @trefinedAura @ClwnPrncCharlie I assumed trying to say "prénom", French for given name, but that's probably my Canadian cultural bias lol

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@thephilippics @Blarg08125613 @compactmag That's a mirror

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@kampeas @AIPAC The NYT correctly said that AIPAC calls criticism of them antisemitic, and the tweet says they never said criticism of AIPAC was "inherently" antisemitic which makes it a completely different claim and obviously dishonest

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@RabbiYonah @mikejgr @AIPAC It's so crazy that you're all like "every politician of both parties constantly trips all over themselves trying to suck our dicks" and you think that's going to make us think "wow, if unnamed politicians like you, you're all right with me!" and not "those pols are sellouts"

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@AIPAC "We call every individual case of criticising AIPAC antisemitic but that doesn't preclude the possibility that there is some non-existent hypothetical criticism that wouldn't be antisemitic!"

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

Seriously crazy to me the amount of people who are like "then what am I supposed to say??". Nothing! "When people say 'you're welcome', what am I supposed to say?" That is the end of that exchange! "My grandma died" "I'm sorry (i.e. 'I feel sorrow')" the end!

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I’ll never understand when you say “I’m sorry” to express condolences to someone about bad news they shared with you then they go “it’s not your fault”

Like ok Good Will Hunting I’m not saying I killed your grandmother I am sorry that she died. What are you hoping to achieve

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@MaialenEliz @vikdeadgens @oelayat

[Umberto Eco the Dolphin @Rabbit__Fighter]

@vikdeadgens @oelayat Are you doing a bit? Reference to "Doppelganger"? If not, remember the Mnaomi Mnemonic: Klein is fine, Wolf is oof