RabidTicat

MYOB!

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

So, all three women you used to cohabitate with full-time got a present from Santa?

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Chilling with my daughter and she was getting me to draw stuff for her.

"Draw Santa"

I drew Santa.

"Draw me"

I drew her.

"Draw me getting a present from Santa"

I drew exactly that.

"Now draw Sadie getting a present from Santa"

I drew it.

"Now draw a cow getting a present from Santa"

I said "What? Why do you wa-"

"DRAW A COW GETTING A PRESENT FROM SANTA"

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@Mastershake57 @DonalTDeLay Mine, too.

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@Vasbiology @AmbienAristotle @EthanVanSciver Maybe he has nothing to do after milking his herd?

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@DonalTDeLay Da-da-da-da... because I got high....

Cannot wait for Donal's American Flag tuxedo in the courtroom phase!

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@Frreedom4All @DAZN_CA @CFL This is the end of the CFL.

Blackouts in the eighties and early nineties nearly killed the league a decade later. The outcome of this disaster will be known in 2036.

Sooner, if TSN fails completely as their programming is not what it once was.

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

THIS. 100% THIS.

I do not know why I have to get on her case to swap the winter tires on at least one of the four cars we have every year!

It's like, "C'mon! You think the damn rain gutters are going to clean themselves! Can't you haul out the ladder every once in a while?"

[Alisa Dawn @Coffeeandsewing]

@Jack_Schmidt_TM No woman likes house work. We like the spa. We like coffee. We like a nice quiet peaceful meal alone on occasion. We do not like doing laundry and dishes and yelling at everyone to throw their dang trash away for the ten millionth time.

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@JimLittle1 @RaisingLesBars @TheRealDHR @avidseries @bigmonkeong So, the dude denounces his imaginary friend three times to save his own neck, to the detriment of his own reputation, becomes de facto leader of a brand new religion, threatens to destabilize the Roman Empire and hardly has a thing written about him = REAL? Strange criteria.

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

Two dollars above minimum wage.

Three days, unpaid labour. (Pssst. I don't think that's legal.)

Bet you that contract doesn't have them suffer any consequences if they were to let you go before the termination of the contract.

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@thattugglife @nypost I think they did her a service!

Ugly tattoo removal is a service, right?

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@JimLittle1 @RaisingLesBars @TheRealDHR @avidseries @bigmonkeong So was Peter real or imaginary, too?

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@JimLittle1 @RaisingLesBars @TheRealDHR @avidseries @bigmonkeong Then Peter got upside down crucified in Rome for nothing?

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@KoniWaves Ministry
VnV Nation
Skinny Puppy
Front Line Assembly
Guns n Roses
Eric Burdon and The Animals
Assemblage 23
Joey Ramone with The Misfits
Van Hagar
I Mother Earth w/ Alex Lifeson

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@Thor_Odinson @EthanVanSciver The big question is: "Did you marry the bitch?"

[Zack @Asmongold]

@TheAndyCortez If you tag me in a post like this, it lets me reply btw

I know when you make a post with limited replies, the intent is to create a safe space where no one can be mean to you so I thought you should know

If you need any more Twitter or YouTube advice, feel free to ask!

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@ZeoVGM @Asmongold Eugenecist says what?

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

Who is @cheyenne70 and why am I blocked?

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@DarkGiftComics @Chaosyn @ComicsGateDrama I am beginning to think you are a threat to any CGer from the British Commonwealth.

I am certainly concerned about your proximity to the 100th meridian.

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

Nutzlose Esser, eh, Kamerad?

[Ilies Bondon @IliesBondon]

@MarioNawfal Arguably, it might make sense to not waste high quality protein on elderly, dying old people that do not bring value to society anymore

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

Sympathy comes in unexpected forms sometimes.

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

He's out of line... but he's right.

[RabidTicat @RabidTicat]

@stasism @dyingscribe This should be a pinned tweet.

Yeah, I know they're not called that anymore.