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Still Rachel, but not here.

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@WilliamHill #YourOdds
Sunak to win Richmond (Yorks) and Farage to win Clacton.

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@paddypower sorry, I didn't tag you! Can you price this bet?

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#whatoddspaddy Rees-Mogg, Lee Anderson, Liz Truss, Priti Patel, Jeremy Hunt, Penny Mordaunt all to lose their seats.

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@WilliamHill That's disappointing. Thanks anyway.

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@WilliamHill #YourOdds Rees-Mogg, Lee Anderson, Liz Truss, Priti Patel, Jeremy Hunt, Penny Mordaunt all to lose their seats.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

His Majesty King Charles has been diagnosed with Cancer, there is a good chance he will make a full recovery as he will get instant treatment.

Everyone else meanwhile faces longer waits than ever, and those waits kill tens of thousands.

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

We will transport you to your family or a family of equivalent value, promises Network Rail https://t.co/uKeBX2Czjo

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@nojumper @DowloaderBot

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The average waiting time for NHS surgery is now three health secretaries

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Under the Tories you can’t even see a fictional GP.

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@DMReporter True, but who wants him there? He'd be spending our bloody money to get a chartered flight for a start. He can bloody well stay here and work.

[Vertura @verturagear]

Are the #mountains calling, but you’re covering your ears and going “lalalalala”? 🏔

If the itch won’t quit but you don’t know where to start, then we’re here to help you get into #mountaineering.

Here’s some tips to send you on your way:

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@elonmusk you are a pathetic, petty dullard.

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Fuck this. #twitter

[Alex Usher @Alex250175]

I've now had a chance to read all 40 pages of the Coutts dossier on Farage and it's 9 pages of internal risk assessment discussion (1-4, 8-12) 29 pages of evidence (5-7, 13-38) referred to in the risk assessment pages, 1 page of decision (39) and 1 page of glossary (40).

1/9

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@guardiannews Eek. The question may have been insensitive (& political) but I also don't want to pretend that gay people don't exist. Incidentally, the reporter said 'gay' in the question & I think it's appropriate to use it in the headline/article as it is factually accurate.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

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@DocFiBrown Ohhhhh was it in the bonus round? I may have to watch it on iPlayer to confirm. No idea why this matters so much 😅 thanks for the info

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Sure seems like there were 5 (not 4) members of Girls Aloud when they released Jump 🤔
#HitList #TheHitList

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Apart from Chile, England is the only country in world where someone owns the Water and you have to pay them whatever they want to use it.

Doesn’t sound like a great idea does it, which is why no one else has done it.