Rachel Saya Jacobson

smart is sexy, but dumb is beautiful "comedy" "writer" @SHODesusAndMero @ziwe @latelateshow etc.

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

No one showed up to my murder mystery party so it just became a suicide mystery party

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

i never thought at 30 i would still be the owner of a britta filter

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

you’re telling me rufus du sol is three guys and tame impala is one dude……

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I worked in late night TV before it was cool and illegal

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

@dumbgayshit l

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

as i get older i find myself quoting rodney dangerfield more and more

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

people in their 30s love to talk about how magnesium helps them sleep, send tweet

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

said it before, i’ll say it again, it’s fucked up my life doesn’t pass the bechdel test

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

Good to know I'm still a New Yorker (I have an overwhelming amount of Tracy Morgan throwing up at the Knicks games pics on my feed)

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

@mackdaddysdaddy haters said it would happen, they were right 🥲🥹😎🧐😓❣️

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

hallways in severance

[Penicio Del Toro @MaggotActor69]

Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

when christopher moltisanti is your muse

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

First look at ROSALÍA for ‘Euphoria’ Season 3.

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

he's putting karen bass to shame

[Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold]

what you are seeing is Eric Adams taking questions from reporters while getting his eyebrows done in Corona, Queens

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

kylie jenner should play joan baez in: a sort of known

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Monica Barbaro looks gorg—she plays Joan Baez, the love interest to Timothée Chalamet’s Bob Dylan in A COMPLETE UNKNOWN and I can’t help but notice she bares a striking resemblance to someone else who is contractually by his side

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

every time i lose a follower (legit everyday now) an angel gains her/his/their wings

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

as i wean off stimulants i want to start new meds, anyone have any suggestions????? statins? ozempic? probiotics?

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

@yourGODFRIEND @Yankees @Mets @CycloneBrooklyn

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

@RickSteves you have kept me sane (or as sane as possible) this election ! thank you thank you thank you for everything you've done🙏

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

seven mins in heaven in the criterion closet ???????????? anyone want to buy this show from me???????????

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

mfk: this, club random, and talk tuah

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Armie Hammer launches his own podcast:

“Armie sits down with extraordinary people from all walks of life as he rebuilds his own. Don't worry... we feed him before every episode.”

[Rachel Saya Jacobson @RachelSayaJ]

i've hit the age where i'm reading a 342-page document of recalled meats due listeria........... yes, i am finally 21