Chdutjshahuhamonak

[https.sleeper-dox!✨👾 @bitchiwaspluto]

Employed mfs that hate their job when you ask them to quit

[keritingrambut 𐂂 @bgkiting]

😭😭

[seiya @seiyaposting]

Just a bunch of bullshit with feathers

[___ 🐢 @rosebugzzz]

How did you digitally replicate a printer running out of ink

[doga @hereliesdoa]

this resident evil ass picture

[བསྟན་འཛིན། 🇮🇳🇺🇦🇹🇼 @BanzaiMusk]

Middle East: *Literally facing the largest war in years which has global ramifications*

Jordanian Police subplot:

[ً @cryst6ls]

asking my friends if they wanna hangout tn

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire